Therapist: what do we say to people to let them know we're welcoming them into our lives?
Me: Have you ever a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
Therapist: no
Reposted from Howard Tayler
Therapist: what do we say to people to let them know we're welcoming them into our lives?
Me: grab the shovel and the tarp, we're going for a drive.
Therapist: no

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