I want to get in a time machine and go back to 1988 to tell people in 35 years this dude will be running from giant spiders in a godzilla show put on the internet by the apple IIe people and he will be in great shape doing it and the other person thinks the world is run by a secret child sex cabal - ThreadSky

kilgoretrout.bsky.social • 471 days ago

I want to get in a time machine and go back to 1988 to tell people in 35 years this dude will be running from giant spiders in a godzilla show put on the internet by the apple IIe people and he will be in great shape doing it and the other person thinks the world is run by a secret child sex cabal

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themiser.bsky.social•470 days ago

For some reason, while only a small part, I loved Goodman in Flight. "I'm on the list...."

playcritically.bsky.social•471 days ago

Their writer's room would be like "yeah that tracks."

truet.bsky.social•471 days ago

I shared peanut butter pie with him in NOLA. A true gentleman

gpujeff.bsky.social•471 days ago

At this point, i’d rather go back to 1988 and… that’s it !

debrecenisrac46.bsky.social•470 days ago

If they offered it to me I would show a picture to mark palmer telling him not to support Fidesz as otherwise his actions will enable him to rule the country with a firm hand and ask Ukraine to just surrender egged on by a former KGB station chief.

mpbmke.com•471 days ago

And also a version of this show will still be on the air, somehow.

iieee.bsky.social•470 days ago

Are these the same spiders that my mom was researching in the Amazon right before she died?

haskell.bsky.social•471 days ago

By 1990 I think Barr's direction of travel was pretty clear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMzIk2pUuNU

keithadair.com•471 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/keith.universalapplicant.com/post/3kejcbthao32e

kellycarlin.bsky.social•471 days ago

John’s career is solid. My heart breaks over Roseanne. Watching her do stand up was watching a master. She was a friend. Haven’t spoken in years. 💔

kilgoretrout.bsky.social•471 days ago

I’m sorry. I wish I could say I can’t imagine but unfortunately this has happened to too many people to make that true

kellycarlin.bsky.social•471 days ago

Such weird times we live in.

adambartel.bsky.social•470 days ago

Did you ever get the sense that there was some factor or incident that started her descent into whatever she’s doing now?

joesryan.bsky.social•471 days ago

I wonder what role early head trauma had not only in her career, but what role it may have now as she ages. Is there a CTE angle here, has there been brain damage getting worse over time? Her grip of reality has faded significantly but maybe enough right wing media does the same thing?

shammies.bsky.social•471 days ago

In hindsight they left her in that game against Purdue too long

atomicgiant.bsky.social•471 days ago

I’m enjoying Monarch - Wyatt Russell doing a spot-on impression of his dad - but they’re gonna have some ‘splainin to do how this is the same guy 15 years apart.

northrax.bsky.social•471 days ago

I think it’s closer to 20, but even so yeah, that’s some Tattooine mileage

atomicgiant.bsky.social•471 days ago

‘59-‘73

northrax.bsky.social•471 days ago

Ah right I had the 1952 Philippines date in my head

atomicgiant.bsky.social•471 days ago

Regardless, that’s a lot of no-sunscreen-ever

darrelplant.bsky.social•471 days ago

OTOH Kurt’s character looks pretty good for a guy who’s pushing 90 by the 2015 timeline (running around in the Philippines in 1952 as an officer puts his birth year at least in the late 1920s). Maybe there was some vampiric life energy transfer!

rmoonhill.bsky.social•471 days ago

Stress, man.

And dry, dusty air. Like what happened with Obi-Wan Kenobi

darrelplant.bsky.social•471 days ago

Kaiju radiation

psilocybe.bsky.social•471 days ago

Whoa...You're right the Catholic Church doesn't rule the world anymore.

ephygee.bsky.social•471 days ago

Let's be fair here - physically she's not in bad shape for 71

whyknot.bsky.social•470 days ago

Mentally is another matter

ary.bsky.social•471 days ago

...for some reason I was under the impression he'd passed like, 5+ years ago. 😬

danlansdowne.bsky.social•470 days ago

And for extra points, her sister is halfway to an EGOT and her boss was named the World's Sexiest Man twice.

analoren.bsky.social•471 days ago

better yet, just describe those things and make people guess which is which

adamsith.bsky.social•468 days ago

they'll just lock you up

simonperkins.bsky.social•468 days ago

https://www.youtube.com/embed/hrdEGITLLQU

jepsonrollin.bsky.social•470 days ago

I actually love this show, Rosanne may be way out in right field but the show itself really hit home with me in the dysfunction I grew up in and around.

gwchilly.bsky.social•471 days ago

With a clear head and a bit of concentration in 1988, quite predictable.

svunt.bsky.social•471 days ago

People in 1988: "what's an internet?".
Me: "it's this thing I'm using to steal the new Godzilla show I just found out about"

glenuendo.bsky.social•471 days ago

So much this.

hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social•471 days ago

They may have institutionalized you back then

coachfinstock.bsky.social•471 days ago

John Goodman REALLY fucking gave us a whole ass career. His Coen shit alone was worth every penny, but even if you take those all out, he's still done better work than most in Hollywood.

jcreisen.bsky.social•471 days ago

His performance in Treme broke my heart.

truet.bsky.social•471 days ago

Way too much white knight allllll through that script

computerliker6.bsky.social•471 days ago

whodathunkit!?

chathamharrison.bsky.social•471 days ago

"which way western man"

kellybdevoe.bsky.social•471 days ago

And not one commenter brings up The Righteous Gemstones 💎 😢

glenuendo.bsky.social•471 days ago

The Big Lebowski. Enough said.

noteom.bsky.social•471 days ago

I think if you were actually presented with this opportunity you would choose not to

and I think this is why we have no evidence of time travelers visiting us from the future

czedwards.bsky.social•471 days ago

Well, just also take a set of lottery numbers and the winners for the next year’s sporting events, and you’ll probably get believers.

wendybird13.bsky.social•470 days ago

Just the year the Cubs win the World Series should be enough…

drgeophysics.bsky.social•470 days ago

+turn off the television, this stuff is pointless trash.

balderdashian.bsky.social•471 days ago

Or you could tell them he'd be running from slightly oversized spiders in 2 years.

hipstersasquatch.bsky.social•471 days ago

.... WHAT

somedonuts.bsky.social•471 days ago

I don’t care what anyone says, King Ralph was a good movie.

chrismcneil.bsky.social•471 days ago

I have no dog in this fight, but my understanding is that Brits *hated* it, which is in itself extremely funny https://www.vice.com/en/article/qbemgb/king-ralph-gavin-haynes-322

michaellammer.bsky.social•471 days ago

how is the godzilla show?

kilgoretrout.bsky.social•471 days ago

oh it’s so fucking stupid. I love it.

whowhatnow56.bsky.social•471 days ago

Ok but like, Godzilla flying stupid or like… basically no Kaiju and a bunch of boring assholes talking stupid?

truet.bsky.social•471 days ago

Is Godzilla (I don’t want to assume gender) flying backwards like a cuttlefish?

whowhatnow56.bsky.social•471 days ago

Yes, with the power of atomic breath. https://youtu.be/kKFxf8p77MI?si=oX8FsthU7kdYD9jY

crucialwax.com•470 days ago

Just wanted to mention that’s my favourite Godzilla moment of all time.

ssddftp.bsky.social•470 days ago

Shady organization conspiracies, different kaiju in every episode so far, frantic pacing, and Kurt Russell chewing scenery stupid

michaellammer.bsky.social•471 days ago

the previews at least had Kaiju so maybe boring assholes flying?

connecticutting.bsky.social•469 days ago

And it takes itself so unapologetically seriously. 11/10

michaellammer.bsky.social•471 days ago

sigh, John Goodman and so fucking stupid makes me think it's time to reupp apple for a bit. Thanks :)

popeofchilitown.bsky.social•471 days ago

So far he’s only in one scene

howdoibluesky.bsky.social•471 days ago

Tbh just the news that Goodman is in it got me to claim the 3 month trial I’ve been sitting on.

michaellammer.bsky.social•471 days ago

Ted Lasso got my trial, coworker has tried to turn me onto foundation, and now with this and other people telling me about the big conn I think I might sit down and try again.

darrelplant.bsky.social•471 days ago

“Foundation” was a big meh for me and I hate myself for watching “For All Mankind”, but “Hello, Tomorrow!” hit my esthetic bone, and “Severance”, “Pachinko”, and “Slow Horses” are all fantastic.

kjaycee.bsky.social•471 days ago

There has never been a Godzilla movie so stupid that I stopped loving Godzilla. And I have absolutely seen all of them.

wevy.bsky.social•471 days ago

With every new Godzilla, I'm like "what hijinks they got this big lizard getting into now?"

howdoibluesky.bsky.social•471 days ago

*record scratch* Yeah that’s me. The giant lizard destroying Tokyo. Bet you’re wondering how I got in this mess.

kjaycee.bsky.social•471 days ago

“It could have happened to anyone…”

kjaycee.bsky.social•471 days ago

Right? It’s not the lizard’s fault, it’s what we dragged the lizard into.

truet.bsky.social•471 days ago

I was totally behind a giant lizard driven urban renewal of San Francisco but the director took the fight into the bay

wevy.bsky.social•471 days ago

And rightfully, it's pretty pissed off.

handle.invalid•471 days ago

"Fat chicks need a voice but now that I'm rich I think only rich people need a voice because like why isn't my maid cleaning the way I like it must be b cause she's brown."

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