doing some back of the envelope bookkeeping on the national divorce, in addition to keeping beer, sports, and cunnilingus, now we get hot chicks fishing?
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Well, we can guess his porn preferences, something something, lesbians, fishing. And thanks so much for putting that thought into my brain, it's rotting now.
I didn’t read all the replies but it looks like this chick is doing what is called “noodling” or something weird like that, wherein she sticks her hand inside a crevice in a river where a catfish is hiding and she pulls them out. Catfish can destroy hands which is why it’s one of those idiot sports
Hot girls fishing is like 30% of the default TikTok feed if your location is Louisiana. As an old, I don’t really use TikTok except for clicking links on millennial retirement home social media. So, I reset my algorithm all the time. And the algo is apparently “South: bikini models be fishing.”
Which is a gross oversimplification of who I’d like to fish with. I want one bikini model and one magical old black man who has more wisdom than the fish. Only then, can I learn the lessons of the water.
I’m not offended that the algorithm thinks we’re nothing but men cooking outside and bikini models fishing but my life is really only like that half the time.
I get mountain biking reels on FB. Most are ‘hot chicks zipping up their cycling jerseys and awkwardly riding off on a $6k XC mountain bike.’ Hot chicks get clicks. Every hobby is inundated with videos of attractive women because that’s what pays.
I stg these people, if left alone in a big crater, would devolve into an orgy of such raunchy homosexual energy that it would send up a pink beam of radiation like an open nuclear core. They hate and are so terrified of each other, like balloon porcupine hybrids or something.
Catfishing: When you see a woman noodling a fucking huge catfish and feel both aroused and emasculated at the same time so you blame the woman for your emotions.
About 6 years away from conservatives openly posting “liking women is beta behavior, gay, and emasculating, real alpha straight men have sex with other real alpha straight men.”
this is erasure but it does seem like there are probably hot butch catfish noodlers out there in the world too. did not previously have an opinion on the relationship of catfish noodling to butch presentation, now confident it’s up there with like motorcycle maintenance
The conservative tide, in re-emphasizing the desire for a submissive docile obedient housewife, has pivoted to waiting women to be short, curvy (with an emphasis on hips for birthing purposes), and devoid of defined musculature.
There was a time when lots of conservative men professed to want women who had masculine-coded hobbies (to them anyway, stuff like hunting, fishing, dirt biking, grilling, football, etc.) which I think is what this guy is pushing back on. Intra-conservative weirdness that makes no sense to us
The natural evolution as conservatism dives further down the ultra-regressive puritan hole. It's about having control over others--what they should wear, how they should act, what they can say.
I'm from rural east Texas, and I don't have the balls for it! It's rare, but you stick your fingers into the mouth of a snapping turtle, you ain't getting them back!
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Guess I'll just go help my fishing girlfriend wash off after doing such an unwomanly activity.
They are constantly shaming themselves into being “normal”.
Evangelicals were my 1st Christian experience and they creeped me out back then and they do now.
Even though there are so many Christians I love and agree with.
The conservative tide, in re-emphasizing the desire for a submissive docile obedient housewife, has pivoted to waiting women to be short, curvy (with an emphasis on hips for birthing purposes), and devoid of defined musculature.
They want a pleasure doll that cooks and cleans.
These dudes are so terrified of everything 😁😁😁