Oh! The zipper one! So relatable. I got stuck in a coat last week. For the love of Gawd, what is it about a zipper not wanting to move that instantaneously brings on a panic attack? I was ready to break out the mega-scissors and start hacking til my husband rescued me (& tore the coat). 😂
the editor walks over, sighs and sits on the corner of his desk. he starts reading some of the headlines out loud. the columnist blinks, not understanding. i need you to go out on assignment, the editor says, see the real world. what do you mean, the columnist asks. [jump cut]
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