JD Vance doing a "Excuse me, Jeff Computers, I am NOT a big wet wimp!" thing on twitter is unbelievably funny. It also shows he's so absurdly online and fragile that he sees all your mean posts and photoshops about him and gets upset.
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being a dude who trained to shoot unarmed protestors with a glock and the giant shaved nazi teddybear you're babysitting shows you edits of him as blueberry boy with tears streaming down his face
One of the reasons I stuck it out on Twitter for as long as I did was that there was a real chance you could tweet something that made Elon scream for his mummy
Im sure he thought his outburst would inspire "based vance" memes so its deeply funny to me that he probably rushed to check his phone and got this instead
canceling his weekend ski escapade and hiding behind his own children & the secret service when hes protested in the real world, but doing tough guy tweeting from behind the screen
This makes me so happy. I really hope he does read them and get individually crushed by each comparison to a face drawn on a 5 lb sausage casing stuffed with 10 lbs.
The saddest part is dude has no idea this is the most likable thing about him. He could’ve flipped & reversed it & said something like “Hell yeah, I’m hittin the LOVE seat, call me CF Jones” & people would’ve eaten it up.
However, he’s such a little pissy baby that he can’t laugh at himself.
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It'd be the sprinkles on the shit cake imo.
the ultimate rightwing leader
Somebody got a screenshot?
However, he’s such a little pissy baby that he can’t laugh at himself.