potion seller i am going into battle, and i want your nuttiest butter - ThreadSky

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raynpuddle.bzky.team • 10 days ago

potion seller

i am going into battle, and i want your nuttiest butter

Reposted from Uncut Femmes

peanut butter is a health potion

my butter is too nutty for you, traveller

potion seller i need your nuttiest butter if i am to succeed in the battle!

my butter would kill you traveller! you cannot handle my nuttiest butter

potion seller :3 i'm telling you right now, i am going into battle, and i need only your nuttiest butter!

asbrooks.com•10 days ago

Next time I'm flirting with someone I'm gonna whisper "give me your nuttiest butter" in their ear.

I may be a slut but comedy always comes first!

this would work on me

*spreads it on a cracker and places it in mouth. Spits out immediately*

What the hell! This butter is all pea. Where is the nut?!

potion seller out of nut, she's been injecting estrogen

*up to his 12th cracker*

Ngl, this peastrogen butter ain't half bad.

nodding transly

mhm yes, have another why dont you?

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