I peaked a while back during the Obama administration when I suggested that I would give $1 USD for Congress to agree to do something, even if it were to spontaneously combust.
I got over a thousand likes that day and I've never done the same since.
eating a credit card whole not only frees you from worrying about microplastics (in favor of macroplastics I guess) but also microtransactions, and for that matter macrotransactions too!
that's three wins, for the price of only one loss!
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the credit cards
that were in
the wallet
and which
you were probably
saving
for dessert
Forgive me
they were delicious
so plasticy
and so cronchy
I got over a thousand likes that day and I've never done the same since.
Occasional flashes of brilliance are enough.
that's three wins, for the price of only one loss!