Tyson has the mobility of a potted plant and Jake Paul still can’t land anything. I want my money back and I didn’t even pay for this. - ThreadSky

therealhoarse.bsky.social • 110 days ago

Tyson has the mobility of a potted plant and Jake Paul still can’t land anything.

I want my money back and I didn’t even pay for this.

Comments

prairiecrab.bsky.social•110 days ago

We’ve found the cure for insomnia.

modernmaven.bsky.social•110 days ago

Whelp, marketing is alive and well in boxing land. That pre-fight slap was the most exciting move. lol

phinaughty.bsky.social•110 days ago

Ugh. Wholeheartedly agree. Stands in stark contrast to the previous 2 bouts.

andreagill5.bsky.social•110 days ago

Lol 😂

tompennock.bsky.social•110 days ago

Tyson is very mobile and still hits like a mack truck. Unfortunately he took a big payday not to fight. He took a dive without hitting the canvas. I watched his workouts and there is no way he didn’t throw the fight.

cmiykaela.bsky.social•110 days ago

Netflix isn't working for me but it sounds like I'm not missing anything.. lol

unicornlove13.bsky.social•110 days ago

I can’t believe I stayed up for that!

bullwrinkle.bsky.social•110 days ago

I didn’t want to watch, but one of my friends asked me to give updates throughout the fight. Boring! I love sports, just not boxing

imanikazbella.bsky.social•110 days ago

😆

yaw-frimpong.bsky.social•110 days ago

Did those guys get paid for this?

annking58.bsky.social•110 days ago

It was all about the $, even for Jerry's world. What a waste of time.

crafciak31.bsky.social•110 days ago

You're returning the tickets from the last show, you're so pissed at it.

shadyone08.bsky.social•110 days ago

It was fixed obviously

dizzyndreamin.bsky.social•110 days ago

I don't want to give Jake any credit cause I can't stand him, but I 100% think he held back. I don't think he really wanted to be the dude who knocked out a 60yr old legend.

janetbobanet.bsky.social•110 days ago

A 4 hour lead-up to 15 minutes of square dancing.

missy8008135.bsky.social•110 days ago

The ladies fight was way more exciting

smoliv1.bsky.social•110 days ago

lol They should've made the ring much smaller. This is pretty bad.

notowenmeany.bsky.social•110 days ago

I'm sure Paul wanted the larger ring and there's quite a range (16 to 24' per side) allowed.

bogiebrylee.bsky.social•110 days ago

That was a sad fight.

zod78.bsky.social•110 days ago

Mike literally looked like he should be in a walker. Jake still did nothing and looked gassed after 8 two minute rounds. Can’t believe he is going to make millions from that.

stephdig.bsky.social•110 days ago

Feels fixed. Tyson had so many opportunities to get in there and land a punch. The women would have kicked both their asses.

silverrain64.bsky.social•110 days ago

It kinda was. If both fighters knew they were getting $30 million regardless of the outcome, why bother getting your hair mussed up?

iamold.bsky.social•110 days ago

I never understood how people would watch, let alone pay for, two men beat the crap out of each other.

elvisbobrasputin.bsky.social•110 days ago

I'm happy for the s**tshow. It got people to watch two excellent fights beforehand, and elevated women's boxing as the actual victory story here.

bellaluz111.bsky.social•110 days ago

Ha ha ha.
The girl fight was good.

thetd.bsky.social•110 days ago

Ya, I was thinking in the middle of the fight that the old Tyson would just keep moving forward like a bulldozer with two mounted cannons.

Nobody beats time.

siliconchef.bsky.social•110 days ago

I watched it over the shoulder of the Frontier counter staff at PDX while waiting to pickup a friend at the airport and I also feel ripped off.

(alt text: Several people at an airport service counter watching a boxing match on a laptop. The boxing match isn't worth describing.)

duglasspvogelson.bsky.social•110 days ago

I prefer to watch dogs catching frisbees

markoleksiw.bsky.social•110 days ago

Never understood boxing scoring. 10-9 or 10-8 like how bad is a 10-2 round!

c-trip.bsky.social•110 days ago

The undercards were good

danishgirlusa.bsky.social•110 days ago

😂

ls1228.bsky.social•110 days ago

I signed back up for Netflix today for this shit 🙄 Booooo

mothman46.bsky.social•110 days ago

This comment wins 🏆

justanothermarine.bsky.social•110 days ago

Oh if Mike was 48 instead of 58...

renitataylor.bsky.social•110 days ago

🤣

jhinano.bsky.social•110 days ago

I feel like I went into a carnival tent to see the world's more bizarrest creature and instead had to watch this boxing match instead. Disappointing in a bait-and-switch kinda way.

jules1959.bsky.social•110 days ago

I know right… and these darn commentators 2020

fullmetalfinch.bsky.social•110 days ago

I agree. It was a slug fest of the wrong kind.

gdurr.bsky.social•110 days ago

He's an awful boxer. It's why he hasn't fought anyone real.

wickedella.bsky.social•110 days ago

Agreed. I want to see him fight someone his age that is an active fighter.

former22ice.bsky.social•110 days ago

He did and he lost, as expected.

https://www.espn.com/boxing/story/_/id/35742686/tommy-fury-hands-jake-paul-first-loss-split-decision-win

wickedella.bsky.social•110 days ago

He should keep doing that...and lose his way right out of the public eye.

veepersonalchef.bsky.social•110 days ago

😭

blue-az-2024-yolo.bsky.social•110 days ago

kittykaiju.bsky.social•110 days ago

So, he *is* a stormtrooper 🙊🤔

snowdenhoops.bsky.social•110 days ago

Jake was just throwing punches at the air… he’s terrible.

brad-of-kauai.bsky.social•110 days ago

58yrs old...the ring is too big for him to chase a 20something around.

kimberlyclem.bsky.social•110 days ago

The real action is tonight on UFC309! The long awaited Jon Jones v Stipe Miocic main event is gonna be 🔥.

scorpio05.bsky.social•110 days ago

Looked just a tad phony…. But hey $20 million is $20 million

therealhoarse.bsky.social•110 days ago

$40 mil each

scorpio05.bsky.social•110 days ago

Wow! Didn’t realize he was getting that much. Hell of a payday for 16 minutes of shuffling around

gavarnos.bsky.social•110 days ago

Pmsl.

It worth me getting out of bed for the Taylor fight which was an absolute cracker.

tkb4444.bsky.social•110 days ago

It looked so weird

honestlyna.bsky.social•110 days ago

This fight represented 2024 Perfectly. Glad the hype is over. Now can we get some real fighters back?! Khabib!!

mrsa2003.bsky.social•110 days ago

😂 it’s funny cause it’s true

reelmacgregor.bsky.social•110 days ago

Worst fight of the night. Which is not good if you are the title card. Oof

davitivan.bsky.social•110 days ago

Mike is too old. this fight should not have happened

jodimustdie.bsky.social•109 days ago

SAME!!

shthom.bsky.social•110 days ago

Feels like Paul is holding back on purpose…

dougbfresh.bsky.social•110 days ago

He def was in the last few rounds. No benefit of knocking out a tired 69 year old dude. First round was at least interesting

jjpatt01.bsky.social•110 days ago

The women's fight was worth it and more. In spite of the questionable outcome.

itsjano.bsky.social•110 days ago

did you watch the fight? jake had some great connections, and obviously he wasnt trying to knock Tyson out. he was very clearly holding back against a 58 year old