Me: I lost a pair of Beats earbuds, probably on the train to DC, and now they are at a specific address at a house in Glen Burnie, and I going over there tomorrow. Partner: No, you are *fucking* not. You will buy a new pair and fix that hole in your coat pocket. - ThreadSky

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teddypasketti.bsky.social • 100 days ago

Me: I lost a pair of Beats earbuds, probably on the train to DC, and now they are at a specific address at a house in Glen Burnie, and I going over there tomorrow.

Partner: No, you are *fucking* not. You will buy a new pair and fix that hole in your coat pocket.

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awebster1337.bsky.social•100 days ago

Lmao the Second Amendment is their favorite down there, be careful

bdbroonzy.bsky.social•100 days ago

One year at Thanksgiving, I dropped my phone and it ended up in a Baltimore neighborhood. The story of its retrieval is kind of hilarious but the main lesson: Unlike on Star Trek, it is probably unwise to put all of your officers in the same shuttle craft when embarking on a dangerous mission…

designergirl.bsky.social•100 days ago

teddypasketti.bsky.social•100 days ago

No, I don’t. I’m apparently going to get shot.

teddypasketti.bsky.social•100 days ago

To clarify: No, I don’t. If I were to go there I may get shot. Instead I’ll get a new pair and fix my coat.

designergirl.bsky.social•100 days ago

That’s a better plan, but still messed up someone didn’t turn them in to lost & found.

derekhargest.com•100 days ago

say the word teddy

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