been in france for three weeks now and let me tell you I continue to innovate new ways to fuck up the cheek-kiss greeting previously undreamt of until now, an endless parade of kissing-brinksmanship and humiliation
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Man, the whole kissing greeting thing was my worst nightmare when I lived in France. Couldn't escape upon entry to a party but since I smoke they got used to me going outside so I'd pretend to go out & smoke & leave. They called me disappearing Lisa. 😂
I’ve got three days left here and I’m gonna get it right and then the people of France are gonna carry me around the town on their shoulders making up songs about me (I am gonna fuck it up again in several different ways and people are gonna laugh at me later)
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*love to entertain myself by reliving past humiliations through a humorous public display!
You are going to kiss someone’s ear twice somehow.