I MEAN, they're cooking but they're not the ones in the kitchen. Go cook your own food or go to another restaurant instead of screaming orders of things currently not on the menu 😭
Alastor being super muscler "macho man alpha" getting his rock hard ass pounded by fragile soft Lucifer is probably funniest direction to take this, lmaoo rip Lucifer’s dick tho, an ass like that was meant to remain untouched apparently (according to the troll pfft)
Aww yes all of radioapple fandom hates to see Alastor in a dress *gestures wildly at all the Alastor in a dress/ flapper al art* clearly this is a figment of my imagination
Aww see that’s where you made your mistake. We all know lacy lingerie is secretly #bigbuffhardmantopdom coded. What you really need to do is to do a tradwife al, otherwise your just a shill of the cement ass propaganda mill /sarc
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Entitlement is wild with this one!!
(This is still a joke)
Bwahahahahaha so funny.
Also thanks for the fic recommendation hehe 🤭 will be checking out “Tomorrow, and After” after work
The walking dildo one I know too, this always gets me 🤣
my rebuttal: no, actually. that’s just. not correct
CHECK OUT THAT CONCRETE ASS
BREAK YOUR HAND SLAPPING THAT ASS
Worth it 😈
Poor little uwu hands Luci