"I am way too heterosexual to know anything about Broadway musicals, ha ha ha ha ha please laugh" says man sitting in the Kennedy Center and daydreaming about Sweeney Todd. - ThreadSky

markharris.bsky.social • 12 days ago

"I am way too heterosexual to know anything about Broadway musicals, ha ha ha ha ha please laugh" says man sitting in the Kennedy Center and daydreaming about Sweeney Todd.

Reposted from Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈

Sorry but this is total LARP, 0.00% chance the guy who went to Yale Law and converted to Catholicism because he thought they were right on the issues has never heard of Les Mis

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nipplash.bsky.social•12 days ago

This makes him look like a bigger douche

srbratton.bsky.social•12 days ago

Is that really possible?

srbratton.bsky.social•12 days ago

Stanning Sondheim to own the libs…

erikragnar731.bsky.social•12 days ago

Are the only musicals these guys know the eat-the-rich musicals?

erichantho.bsky.social•12 days ago

I was halfway through the show, and I suddenly thought, wait, how is a show set during the French Revolution going to have a helicopter?? I was a gay 30 year old and had confused it with Miss Saigon!

fharriman.bsky.social•12 days ago

Boy oh boy!! He's really got a swell sense of humor for a hetro politician who's never seen a guy in tights.

rschilling.bsky.social•12 days ago

As I read this I immediately thought of John Travolta's Oscar Red Carpet response about 10 years ago, in which he told a reporter something like "Oh I just came for the wife." - as if he had not been preparing for, and looking forward to, Oscar night more than anyone except maybe Jennifer Lopez.

rmac53b.bsky.social•12 days ago

He explained the joke in the reply. What a chud.

ehg1234.bsky.social•12 days ago

Cats. It’s about cats.

eddielove44.bsky.social•11 days ago

Interestingly my YouTube algorithm coughed up clips of the odious Ben Shapiro (he of the bagged piece of wood from Home Depot) with his really detailed and insightful deep-cut classic Broadway takes.

jfassler.bsky.social•11 days ago

I'll bet he can sing all the words to "Walk Like a Sailor" from Ankles Aweigh. (Note: I too can sing all the words to "Walk Like a Sailor" from Ankles Aweigh.)

bcdreyer.social•12 days ago

The "Usha; [hysterical laughter]" thing is really sad.

unchi.org•12 days ago

I like to imagine that she is, in fact, laughing hysterically, just not for the reason that JD thinks.

bcdreyer.social•12 days ago

And not just because of the typo.

robkirbycomics.bsky.social•11 days ago

Seriously, a semicolon?

ghostingdani.bsky.social•12 days ago

I don't believe that man talks to his wife.

leeaaronrosen.bsky.social•11 days ago

They’re going to send in federal troops to arrest the priest who harbored the fugitive Jean Valjean.

rachelshukert.bsky.social•12 days ago

“Honey, as a straight man, is Les Miserables the one where Patti LuPone played a tuba or is it the one she only did in London? I don’t know these things due to my aforementioned heterosexuality!”

markharris.bsky.social•12 days ago

Usha: [stares straight ahead, thinks about death]

rachelshukert.bsky.social•11 days ago

“Every day a little death, huh, Usha? What’s that from? Follies, right? I wouldn’t know, on account of only being attracted to women, as I’ve mentioned several times.”

kevinmkruse.bsky.social•12 days ago

Writing Mrs. Seymour Krelborn in cursive in his Trapper Keeper over and over and over

jersette.bsky.social•12 days ago

Vance is more of an Orin Scrivello DDS kinda guy.

dgranite.bsky.social•11 days ago

Manly blue collar types like fishing and four wheeling and he needs to be seen as a man of the people you can have a beer with.

But also elite people please like me and let me into your club of wealth & influence. I won’t tell anyone about the secret handshake. Please please please

bird-set-free.bsky.social•11 days ago

Mr. Yale law is trying to pretend to be relatable to ignorant MAGA.

creggster.bsky.social•11 days ago

Everything about him is so calculated and phony. Chalk this one as “an exchange that never happened but fabricated as an attempt to imply that I have a pulse”.

andrewyakgator.bsky.social•12 days ago

“Oh, JD, so you don’t like Russell Crowe or Hugh Jackman?

You do?

But you never even heard of one of their most famous roles?”

jomo47.bsky.social•12 days ago

He’s thinking about fucking Mame’s sofa

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