"Electrocuting your junk is an ineffective means of preventing pregnancy" Well now... - ThreadSky

dreadships.bsky.social • 19 days ago

"Electrocuting your junk is an ineffective means of preventing pregnancy"

Well now...

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(If you don't know what's going on in that image, btw, check the alt text - one of those cases where describing what's in the image helps everybody)

deborah-c.bsky.social•19 days ago

And a group at DEC, who'd just finished designing one of the DEC Alpha chips and had... well, time on their hands, I guess, extended the research and discovered that if you use Kimchi, it not only glows, but also acts as a diode!
https://web.archive.org/web/20020406042053/http://www.tiac.net:80/users/reilly/levd-page.html

slcpgh.bsky.social•19 days ago

“Glowing Gherkins” would be an excellent name for a band.

antarxella.bsky.social•19 days ago

I don't know it was possible to make a gherkin look less appetizing than it already is.

mstoodley.bsky.social•17 days ago

Can't compete with an electrified gherkin for top art post of the day.

blueandmoreblue.bsky.social•19 days ago

Useful alt text would document the voltage and current at which the observed result was achieved. Y’know, just in case someone wants to procure a suitable power supply.

dreadships.bsky.social•19 days ago

Meh. Just keep cranking it up until either your gherkin or your courage gives up

blueandmoreblue.bsky.social•19 days ago

11, then.

sfkissinger.bsky.social•19 days ago

I am shocked. Shocked. Well, not that shocked.

deborah-c.bsky.social•19 days ago

In a similar vein, injecting your junk with calcium chloride from a cheesemaking kit is not an ideal way to stop yourself ogling all the women at work, though I applaud the desire to stop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ibetd87K0b8&pp=ygUeY2hlZXNlIGluZ3JlZGllbnQgYmV0d2VlbiBsZWdz

darryldaugherty.bsky.social•19 days ago

A jolting revelation.

grovedigger.bsky.social•19 days ago

Saw the Electric Pickle Experiment at the Corn Exchange etc etc press send

rabagast.bsky.social•19 days ago

exactly how ineffective?

raytheonofficial.bsky.social•19 days ago

aracdin.bsky.social•19 days ago

Though woman report that electrocuting his has some effect….

heyheyitssteve.bsky.social•19 days ago

Turns out you can’t avoid conception with a low-voltage pickle tickle. Who knew?

…not enough people, apparently, if this warning is needed.

spurs155.bsky.social•19 days ago

Whoever wrote that has never tried putting their meat in a vintage Presto Raw Dogger from the 1970s.

Contraception in parallel. Perfect for swinger parties.

lukebmtb.bsky.social•19 days ago

Ohm-my-god-that-stings Law.

solitarycorvid.bsky.social•19 days ago

Wow, that thread was.. an experience.

dreadships.bsky.social•19 days ago

It's a bit of a wild ride, isn't it?

grautbakken.bsky.social•19 days ago

In the Norwegian Navy in the 70s and 80s, the most common form of contraceptive among torpedo boat crewmen going on leave was to line up around the boat's surface search radar, do one sweep, and be temporarily sterile for the weekend

flootzavut.bsky.social•19 days ago

📌

bhayes63.bsky.social•19 days ago

Don’t threaten me with a good time! 😂

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