Why are you trans? Wrong answers only 😀 - ThreadSky

transfury.bsky.social • 216 days ago

Why are you trans?

Wrong answers only 😀

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norriemay-welby.bsky.social•216 days ago

it was just part of a space communism package I ordered from the back of a comic book

fiberartsfreak.bsky.social•216 days ago

I was bopped on the head by my Fairy Queer GayMother with their magic wand and POOF! Queer AF!

stray.sapphicbratty.cloud•216 days ago

unlocked a bonus gender after screaming into the void 1000 times

strangepaegan.bsky.social•216 days ago

Paperwork mishap

drriley.bsky.social•216 days ago

A drag queen read me the Bible in a public restroom and force-fed me soy milk to artificially increase my estrogen levels. True story.

grebo.bsky.social•216 days ago

Im an illegal alien and I fell asleep in a public school, woke up trans

comradeopossum.bsky.social•216 days ago

A drag queen lipsynched the entire rocky horror picture show live at my birth

koloradojessika369.bsky.social•216 days ago

COVID vaccine. I got one and the next day I was trans. It was so weird

qadishtujessica.inanna.app•216 days ago

Covid shot.

mathawthorn.bsky.social•216 days ago

I forgot to cancel my subscription after the 30 day free trial

shermanmcmaine.bsky.social•216 days ago

I signed up for the 30 day trial and forgot to cancel.

milostalskie.bsky.social•216 days ago

I fell into the magic potion when I was little

cybersatyr.bsky.social•216 days ago

I was bitten by a radioactive clown fish after drinking some gender fluid in the fae realm.

dannilouise.bsky.social•216 days ago

I thought I was “transforming”.
Turns out unfortunately that kind of technology isn’t available yet.

**mouthed robotic transforming sounds**

Yeah, still doesn’t work.

delphoxy98466.bsky.social•216 days ago

Ate too many pickles....

vanessavanberg.bsky.social•216 days ago

I'm tryna get some sweet DEI money

sierraofsolitude.bsky.social•207 days ago

For instant acceptance into the illuminati. I'm the best Trans intern they've ever had!!!

encryptedcryptid.bsky.social•216 days ago

Because one time I plugged in a crossover cable instead of a patch cable.

loreleithewitch.bsky.social•216 days ago

I was told I'd get a discount at ihop if I transitioned

alexreid22.bsky.social•216 days ago

When I got my wisdom teeth taken out they took my gender too

fridaborje.bsky.social•216 days ago

My sister was too masculine. I thought at least one of us had to be the girl.

verytalldwarf.bsky.social•216 days ago

Because I wanted to have a harder life by not being a cis male

prenna.bsky.social•216 days ago

Fluoride in the water

becoming-myxl.bsky.social•215 days ago

Because I wanted to pee sitting down.

red-ginny.bsky.social•216 days ago

I got tired of choosing "hard mode" in videogames and wanted more of a challenge so I decided to try it IRL

embrie28.bsky.social•216 days ago

I got vaccinated but I'm already autistic.

norkzilla.bsky.social•216 days ago

I grew up on PBS.

colonelbuggernuts.bsky.social•216 days ago

Someone replaced my vodka with estrogen one day, and I woke up with a hangover, a new ID and several skirts

kb7rky.bsky.social•216 days ago

Because Starfleet wouldn't accept "Vulcan" as my choice on the application 🤣

samanthaduke.bsky.social•216 days ago

As an infant I was bitten by a radioactive hawkfish and then accidentally dropped into a cauldron full of boiling awesomeness

pupluca.bsky.social•216 days ago

My mom let me watch too much Sailor Moon, and here we are ✌️💀

lily-spikebat.bsky.social•216 days ago

Me? Trans???? Nooooooo.....Of course not! I just thought I'd try this free 7 day trial...2 years ago.

sailorscoutbastian.bsky.social•216 days ago

Dark Souls wasn't hard enough.

avatararkmage.bsky.social•216 days ago

Some ultra Conservatives, who wanted to protest the LGBTQI parade, but didn't dare do the protesting themselves (lest they or their kids turn gay by simply seeing drag queens), hired a bunch of immigrant laborers, and mistook me for one of them. They didn't tell me not to cross dress!