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Monday November 18th
History may well want a clear account by an unprejudiced observer of what happened on our Alphas trip to the UFC. I am the only person qualified. RFK Jr, for all his qualities, does not possess my nerves of steel.
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Monday November 18th
History may well want a clear account by an unprejudiced observer of what happened on our Alphas trip to the UFC. I am the only person qualified. RFK Jr, for all his qualities, does not possess my nerves of steel.
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10.03 AM Board Trump Force One
10.05 Pete Hegseth hands out cans of Elk Blood Energy Drink
10.08 RFK Jr complains of feeling nauseous
10.27 Trump makes jet wait for McDonalds Uber Eats to arrive
11.03 Trump Force One takes off
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11.07 Trump Force One lands
11.08 Trump tasks his Secret Service detail tasked with making a pre-emptive strike against local Uber Eats community to ensure supersizing mishap never happens again
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11.48 Trump Force One takes off again
11.51 RFK Jr experiences unprecedented sugar rush after consuming five McFlurries in three minutes
11.55 Pilot asks RFK Jr to get out of the cockpit and stop trying to steer the plane around chemtrails
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12.32 RFK Jr begins to withdraw from McFlurry binge and starts singing ‘Maybe Tomorrow’ song from The Littlest Hobo
12.43 RFK Jr sick
12.44 Two aides sitting near RFK Jr are sick
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12.51 Pilot refuses to land plane to allow minimum wage staff onboard to clean up sick. Trump orders pilot do it
1.11 Fight breaks out between Mike Johnson and Pete Hegseth about what happened at end of season six of Lost
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1.14 Fight ends amid panic and red smoke
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Will it be a series like Marc ne Francois Pas or Govern ready.