Harold and Kumar reconnect, and through a string of antics, find out that Harold's there to be sacrificed to Moloch because his boss thought he was a virgin.
Eventually, the reptilians or draconians (or whatever they're calling them now) show up because "wtf happened with our sacrifice", and Kumar saves the day by hotboxing their spaceship and getting them to stoned to function.
The movie ends with Harold as the new CEO and Kumar as the weed guy for the intergalactic council. The reptilians decide to start smoking weed instead of feasting on our negative energy. Yay, everyone wins!
Except for Bill Clinton's Clone who takes a bullet to save Hillary because he's slowly fallen for her in his months outside of the incubator, but they just make a new one with pre-installed memories, so it's not a total loss.
Idrk how to end this, but I guess a feel good note with a wedding between Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton's Clone would suffice. If you made it this far, I appreciate your time, and I hope you have a wonderful day in spite of *points at everything*.
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