🍑ASS Recipe

Dash of OCEANS ELEVEN
Pinch of PRINCESS BRIDE
1 mythical healing crystal
3 chili peppers 🌶️
One each: a tavern girl w/ sticky fingers, a smuggler, a poisoner, a pirate, a teenager, and a spy

Mix on high. Bring to a boil. Best served still bubbling.

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