Average DUI: $10,000 Average Funeral: $7,500 Average Uber ride: $12 Don't be an idiot tonight. - ThreadSky

stonebear4747.bsky.social • 54 days ago

Average DUI: $10,000
Average Funeral: $7,500
Average Uber ride: $12
Don't be an idiot tonight.

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hellishchildren.bsky.social•54 days ago

Funerals cost more than that even for the most pared down one.

toyourleft.bsky.social•54 days ago

Your average drunk isn't going to care about the burden they have on their family.

crispymainer.bsky.social•54 days ago

Always opt for the insurance. This is a cheap policy even at 10x the cost.

yvonne-wong.bsky.social•54 days ago

Although, some people don’t actually pay for their own funeral….:), so that might be a $0 expense.

319e17th.bsky.social•54 days ago

They should have surge pricing in DUIs.

lg79.bsky.social•54 days ago

Or you could have sparkling water or cider, or something else nonalcoholic. Here’s to you, my friend! 🥂

glamourqueen8.bsky.social•54 days ago

And you can't forget your life - an immeasurable price at that.

silvermercury.bsky.social•54 days ago

And where I live, your first DUI can get you thrown in jail overnight or for a few days.

humeancondition.bsky.social•54 days ago

Got two $12 Uber rides a few weeks ago, with hidden fees they were double that. Math still checks out but fuck repeating that Uber consumer fraud noise.

guitarman66.bsky.social•54 days ago

I drink alone

academiclogic1.bsky.social•54 days ago

Text your idiots to check in every hour until they get home. Offer a no questions ride for them or friends that need it.

c0nfluence.bsky.social•54 days ago

https://youtu.be/ULYM1pds55w?si=jNc5Ef0olCepjqdT

mostyngale.bsky.social•54 days ago

I put it to you that you have:
a) grossly undervalued human life.
b) failed to account for risk/probability.

upyourzone.bsky.social•54 days ago

Public transportation even cheaper especially considering uber will be much more than that tonight

loudmouthsoup.bsky.social•54 days ago

Toronto region transit is free all night.

tina48.bsky.social•54 days ago

👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼💯💯💯🙏🏼🚕🚕

jacktatttran.bsky.social•54 days ago

Add a lifetime ban from visiting countries like Canada or Australia (who will now classify you as a serious criminal).

ispw8842.bsky.social•54 days ago

They call it amateur night for a reason. Oh, and you didn't include the dui wrongful death lawsuit cost!

terraformastudio.bsky.social•54 days ago

And metro bus/train rides may even be free!

zergpal.bsky.social•54 days ago

12 dollars moves you like a couple miles in southern California. Jk. But 12 is still to good a price from what I've seen and paid

theled.bsky.social•54 days ago

Amen Ron.
Amen

angelaallison.bsky.social•54 days ago

And Metro rides are free tonight in DC!

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