Embarrassing yourself at what was supposed to be a sleepover, but when all of the girls come over they just
See you in the playpen for mommy-mandated tummy time, blitzed out on funny candy and clumsily humping your pretty pink padding. Gurgling around a drool soaked thumb and shaking your rattle…
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See you in the playpen for mommy-mandated tummy time, blitzed out on funny candy and clumsily humping your pretty pink padding. Gurgling around a drool soaked thumb and shaking your rattle…
You can’t stop humping.
You’re just mommy’s dumb little girl, and prime for pets and coos from all of your big kid friends!!
I WANT THAT SO BAD
And all the girls get to poke, grope, and rub every inch of you 😵💫
Every stimulating touch, slight scratch, pinch—all from soft hands caressing a drooly dumb little girl!
You can’t control it.
You’re just a little baby girl. No more potty training. No more words.
Drooling down your bib and chest, making yourself a shameless little messy toddler. No more worries.
Hump those manicured hands, and whimper out your cute little stickies~