"I was changing a bulb in the hallway when a bellboy accidentally pushed a room service cart into the ladder and I fell & broke my neck. Now I have to spend eternity with this guy in a poodle costume who drank himself to death at a New Year's party."
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Is one of you two Selena Gomez??
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118401/
Amazing there's anyone left...
Most of those ghosts are people who died of natural causes or things like alcohol poisoning, accidental overdose, etc
And I'm sure a lot of the staff died accidentally.
"I got an aneurysm straining on the toilet."
"Get your own god-damned towels. What? Fine, complain to the manager. What's he gonna do, fire me?"