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Reply Raccoon: your post has many facts wrong

Hello Sharks! I’m here today to.. [releases the orcas]

Meh

Is there a waiting list

Maybe Burt and Ernie are brothers

The original weighted blanket

Why is Mangione wearing a bulletproof vest are they worried more bullets are going to come out of him

consulting the sacred texts

Goodnight kids. Make sure y’all home by curfew

Act of terrorism? lol okay

Cora is short for Golden Corral

Bill is short for Billiards

I mean…isn’t this all of us

Hell yeah. Olympic trials in curling on Peacock

A SCRAM button, but for people.

heck yes

Sometimes you just need a peanut butter and jelly sandwich #AshleyEats

Personally I would never try to seize control of a country where many people have been trained as snipers,

I really was banking on working at Hooters in my retirement, damn

Wow thanks for my new enemy

The Mets guy?