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can’t shake the devil’s hand and say you’re only kidding | she/her 📖Currently Reading: The Buffalo Hunter Hunter - Stephen Graham Jones 📚Books read this year: 10
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Flying into a rage, I accidentally tagged the wrong account! It is @support.bsky.team that I am mad at!!!!! Restore @almafamily4.bsky.social's account!!!!

I’m positively giddy about Chicago Pope. I’ve got no illusions about the Catholic Church but lmao what if he sounds like John Mulaney?? What if Da Bears are playing during mass??

My Papist neighbor told me JD Vance keeps killing his Holy Sees so I asked how many Popes he has and he said he just goes to the Vatican and elects a new Vicar of Christ afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding Pontiffs to JD Vance and then the whole Conclave started crying.

I need to do some actual research and maybe email an ag extension or two but I’m 99% sure we have the right ferns for fiddleheads growing everywhere around the house. They’re too late to harvest now but maybe next year I’ll run a little side hustle if I’m right.

As an elder millennial, I could trade my lifetime of tax contributions to the NEH for one month of Netflix and have just enough left over to get some avocado toast if I split it with two other people

Do not fucking rank this man!!

THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE WAS IN PICTURE IN PICTURE??? - JB 🤼‍♂️

Goddamn gas leak season of AEW finding its way into the story again.

Don’s scar is looking especially evil tonight. 🤼‍♂️

There’s some really good wrestling talk today so I’m bringing this theory back. I was totally wrong about OC but I feel like I nailed how the DR plot landed.

I really wish I could go back in time and tell Baby Blamy that she just hated the Top 40, radio-friendly rap they played on KISS 108. If she had listened to some Wu-Tang and De La Soul she wouldn’t be trying to play catch up on 50 years of good music.

I need to do work on the ride home but I finally hit the new Stephen Graham Jones book in my TBR and that sounds way more fun.

I wonder how much money the MTA is spending on private security in the Subway to do less than the cops. This is not an argument for more cops in the Subway.

For the Green Thumb Sickos in your life.

Literally the greatest thing to ever air on television. Does Tom Holland know how much this 2 minute performance has buoyed the mental health of millions?

FUCK THE FED.

Is there a MERLIN app but for other animals? I counted at least 3 different frog noises in the yard last night. I know the grey tree frog well enough but there were a few more including one that sounded like Gizmo singing.

I'm having the type of day where I only just realized its actually Wednesday, my dudes. You know what that means.

There’s a Christian Science Reading Room near my office. It always reeks because homeless folks camp in front of it. This is not a complaint about the homeless individuals.

TFW you’re justified in your frustrations but then apologize for your tone anyway

I am ready for a nap, today has been too slow

Y'all they were SO loud last night. They were having a GREAT time in the rain.

Went down a rabbit hole looking up that energy drink AEW was hocking and learned the ceo is a former colonel who got pinched for doing shady shit with a Russian businessman.

Deadwood the anime

Brooklyn bus stop ads being replaced with guerilla public service announcements.

Nora is correct here - every very weird thing you half-remember about HP is a post-release tack on. Dumbledore is gay? There was a Jewish wizard at Hogwarts? Disappearing shits? Aberforth fucked goats? (Actually that’s in the novels)

A thing you can do if you’re skeptical about a fundraiser but don’t have the energy to dig in to it and find out if it’s real or not is just scroll by and pretend like you never saw it. Your choices are: ruin someone’s life based on vibes, do the work to confirm it, or mind your fucking business.

Mike Lawler fucking sucks part eleventy billion.

Over the weekend my oldest cousin posted an AI video clip he made of his deceased youngest brother. Part of me is like damn dude we have videos of him, his Instagram is still up, we aren’t imagining what he would have been like as an adult, he died at 40. And yet… I watched it on a loop. 1/3

look I know it doesn't matter and the entire enterprise is poisoned and sucks anyway and ALL THAT ASIDE snape is a frankly outrageous character to make black given his whole, yknow, entire deal