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I have strong opinions about things that no one cares about.
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First sip of alcohol in 40 days. Happy Easter!

I don't know who needs to hear this but the workout still counts even if your Apple Watch died halfway through… It's me. I need to hear it. 🤦🏾‍♂️

I often think of this quote from "The People vs Larry Flynt": "If the First Amendment will protect a scumbag like me, it will protect all of you." It doesn't matter if Kilmar Abrego Garcia is a good guy or a bad guy. What matters is if the rules are being applied justly.

This fiiiiiireeee buuuuurrnnns aaaaaalwaaaaaays

Lifted two tractors, ran a mile, and still had enough energy to flex in the locker room. #GymSky #FitnessSky #BlackSkyFitness #BlackSkyOver40

What if Elon is the first autistic person RFK has ever actually met and that’s why he assumes we don’t pay taxes or go on dates

Barber lined me up like I had a date with destiny…out here looking like someone’s next bad decision. If I look like I smell good, it’s because I do. #BlackSkyOver40

Legs said “bring it,” shorts said “barely.” #GymSky #FitnessSky #BlackSkyFitness #BlackSkyOver40

Arike and Paige are gonna be a PROBLEM.

Lifted 12,000+ lbs.✅ Ran a mile.✅ Posed like a superhero.✅ Only thing I didn’t do? Fly home. 😆 #GymSky #FitnessSky #BlackSkyFitness #BlackSkyOver40

Lifted a truck. Ran 2 miles. Did it all in compression tights and short shorts. #GymSky #FitnessSky #BlackSkyFitness #BlackSkyOver40

Lifted 3 elephants. Ran almost 2 miles. Still not tired of these camo shorts. #GymSky #FitnessSky #BlackSkyFitness #BlackSkyOver40

I have no respect for ANY athlete that visits this White House. You are unAmerican if you do so, as is anyone who supports or enables this administration. Let me repeat that. You actions are in *direct* opposition to the Declaration of Independence.

Calling it what it is. Chilling. The dictatorship.

Not gonna lie; someone’s daughter using my face as a La-Z-Boy would solve all my problems right now.

Drop a pic on your phone that you want to recreate soon.

China's ACTUAL tariff rate on was only 7.5% Trump's minions bungled it, used AI to claim it was 67%, and thus slapped a 34% tariff on them China has now increased its tariff from 7.5% to 34% Trump instantly made China's tariff 4.5x WORSE He is an IDIOT - costing us TRILLIONS

The Emancipation of Mimi>>>>>>>> Z E R O SKIPS!!!!

I really want her to say, “I told you so.”

I know he smells terrible.

Just lifted a school bus, ran 2 miles, and sweated through my soul. #GymSky #FitnessSky #BlackSkyFitness #BlackSkyOver40

This guy has collapsed the economy twice.

You can totally see how this mf bankrupted a casino.

A huge undertaking, including info on whether firms have changed/deleted references to DEI on their websites

40 years 10 months 26 days The Hairline is holding strong.

😞 No

Not even a little bit.

13 months.

Yes.

Yes. Yes, it is.

I need a recount.

EXACTLY.

Sweaty selfie incoming. #BlackSky #BlackSkyFitness #BlueSkyFitness

I'm “someone’s son,” in case anyone was wondering.