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Found in the wreckage left behind after a wizard's laboratory blew up in a mysterious accident 32 years ago, Raygun uses she/her pronouns, likes dripping goop and slithering ooze, and thinks much too hard about Spock's booty hole for polite society
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I literally only have the one picture of it from the day I got it but I was just thinking about how I don't think I've shown off my hot & sexy spirk tattoo on bluesky yet

*Guardian of Forever voice* behold! Cuck fic! archiveofourown.org/works/64742857

I’m obsessed with him and his beautiful glittering eyes and his cutieful curly ears ☹️☹️

Just a wittle guy #datastartrek #datasoong #startrek #sttng

I'm just thinking... I know all the girlies like Sarek cause he's "hot" but imo as a bona fide lesbian Mark Lenard was waaaaayyy hotter as the Romulan Commander (& he shares his name with that super hot bitch that pegs honey pot Spock in season 3 so that's another point in his favor)

When I say I think Sarek is a piss guy, I don't mean in a fun sexy way, I mean in a "there are 20 open urinals but he chooses the 1 directly next to you" sex pest kind of way. Like just silently staring. Probably not doing any pissing himself. Doing this, incidentally, is probably how he met Picard

If there's one Sarek hater in the world, it's me. If there's no Sarek haters in the world it means I'm in hell beating his stupid Vulcan ass

I haven't seen it in a minute but in that tng ep did it say that Amanda died & that's why Sarek had that new bitch? Bc I would love to believe instead that Amanda divorced his ass. I am also choosing to believe that Sybok's mom ALSO divorced his ass. I think he croaked before Perrin could tho. Shame

Man I am in such a spones phase tho. I need to see that Vulcan be the victim of some medical malpractice and I need it right MEOW

Wow. Ok. Sybok has to eat too tho jeez

The pirate brainworms keep brainworming 🪱🏴‍☠️✨ #PirateAU #Mcspirk

star trek mindset (abolish poverty/endless free everything/total equality/have sex with aliens)

One last tmp fun fact: they made the old ass Vulcans have bigger ears, which I am delighted to learn

But also this bit about the TV show aliens?? Klingon forehead ridges are supposed to be their spines?? Andorian dudes carry around a murder lute?? Vulcans are a "beautiful people"?? Fuck yes they are

Further stuff from the making of tmp book but this is a list of aliens that the fashion designer made for the movie (hence why it focuses on clothes a lot) & Roddenberry signed off on all this & these aliens are in the movie so it's canon & I just want to see more of these freaks

I'm reading a book on the making of tmp & it shared the character sketches that Roddenberry did for the script & the Spock one had me 🥹🥹🥹