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If you gotta pay for it I probably don’t want it All letters numbers and concepts are creations of humanity and are therefore suspect Current home Canada Holder of many unpopular opinions
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The “problem” in this post social media world is that we’ve entered an era in which words are no longer enough.

You know, I get real tired of having to be all the fun people around here.

HEY FRED! Hey Fred? How you gonna put da numbers on dat rock? GOLD SPRAY PAINT MUTHAFAWCKERS! *if ur from the ‘Shwa u know

Alright! I gotta go start a fire and eat!

In the end, aside from the address and a little fine tuning this is #FredHenge Not so much a calendar as recumbent stones and 🌱flowers. Peonies coming in heavy. Fresh forsythia cutting to hope for roots. With a few zinnias and hardy geraniums for colour. Petunias and geraniums in front of horizontal

Birdcloud- Saving Myself for Jesus

It feels like Sunday.

Is it Sunday?

This morning I was disappointed to discover that in order to watch the replay of Saturday Night Live it would require a subscription. Then I realized the likelihood of not viewing an episode of SNL had just increased and I was no longer disappointed.

"The first book of poetry that people masturbate to." - a future review of my future book of compiled poetry

My piers have no moorings.

Hope springs🌱eternal Nobody’s a bigger #Hopium addict than a gardener! The rose clones are still hanging on to threads of life. They survived the winter indoors and even thrived a bit before coming outside maybe a little too early. We shall see. Only the strong survive

"At the end of the cold war the country had 51 prime contractors and only 6% of defense spending went to firms that specialized in defense. Today, just FIVE PRIMES soak up 86% of the Pentagon’s cash." For your records... Lockheed Martin Boeing Raytheon General Dynamics Northrop Grumman

Oh no! I may get blocked.

Rome, NY’s hole-in-the-wall secret treasure was Karen’s bar. Karen passed many years ago and her bar is no more but 30 years later I’m still close friends with her daughter and her niece, both former bartenders at Karen’s. Cheers! Madga and Tam!

Don’t let a medical diagnosis change your opinion of a person.

If the things you say to your friends on social media wouldn’t traumatize your IRL people are you even smoking pot?

There now! That’s better! Doomscrolling without the Wake&bake is not good! Back to #DoobScrolling

You’d think that a country with that many guns and a passage in their constitution about using those guns to control government tyranny would have some idea how to solve its problem. Guess not.

Joe Biden’s cancer diagnosis was about 3 decades too late.

Hey Americans! The rest of the world is aware that the ignorant, racist, xenophobic element that makes up a solid chunk of your population have elected a baby-man to lead your failing country. Quit crying to the rest of the world about… YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM! #FixThisShit #WeNoLongerGiveAFuck

Stanley Kubrick’s Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Getting my 🌱 annuals in

Did NOT get that thing airborne.

The simple luxuries of Life! :)✨️❤️ I planted Nasturtium seeds today! 🌺🧡❤️ Orange color Nasturtiums. 🌺🧡 Which means, I can remake this dish again, and decorate it with the flower petals! Simple and delicious! 🎉😍 My photo 📸 #food #flowers #baking #zucchini #Luxury #simple #delicious #health #wellness

WAYNE’S WORLD! PARTY ON!