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If you gotta pay for it I probably don’t want it All letters numbers and concepts are creations of humanity and are therefore suspect Current home Canada Holder of many unpopular opinions
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We’re trying something a little different with the cannahedge this year. A method of propagation referred to as layering. Planting🌱 these horizontally after removing the 2 branches from what becomes the downward side. Bury the nodes and hope for an enormous root system!

If I didn’t smoke so much weed I wouldn’t waste so much time on social media.

So glad I muted the word pope

I'm opening a dispensary named Puffin Stuff

Where’s this chat everyone keeps referring to? I feel so left out.

Fred out on the prowl: You’re not a porn star? Could have sworn I came across your smile last week.

Opening a dispensary named bud stuff

honestly it sucks ass that NORML has been SO UNHELPFUL in this way. Weed advocacy group started in the 70s have been unable to meet the current needs

I’m no papist but something Italian inspired does sound good for dinner tonight!

You’re reincarnated as an insect. Which one?

I'm in this meeting and dying . The questions these people ask. At a certain point , just call your supervisor directly and stop holding the rest of the staff hostage

New Bike Ride video! youtu.be/1MnmbueuQh0

You’re reborn as a cartoon character. Who are you?

You’re reborn as a cartoon character. Who are you?

Feed me from your flesh Fill my emptiness with the hidden curves and sacred openings in you Worship at my altar and let the faith of your submission reveal me in my glory I am only the god that you make me Nothing without your consent Even less without your desire Kneel for me Make me whole

Any other autists out there know of any books on how to ‘life’ and flirt? I have two modes of flirting: Absolute silence out of fear of messing it up (happens every time) Or trauma dumping so they run a mile Like genuinely I’d read it! ‘How to make small talk’ etc I don’t get it at all

No hope? Don’t mope Smoke dope No new pope

Where the fuck is everyone? This place is deader than Nel Carter’s cocaine fried clitoris.

————<<< shit this for high too

My heart aches When my eyes gaze upon you, Umbilical cord Flailing in the wind Severed by the caped traveler Scythe in hand, Harvesting the burdened souls of the weary, She was one of them, Your mother. 🎨, mine

Adding the word “Feet” to my screen name would not be difficult. Fred Freaky Duarf’s Furry Feet of Fury coming right up.

Still soaking* The extra special part of getting the hillbilly hottub going again is water for seedlings. There’s just a lil bit of Fred in every plant. 🌱🤪 *Fred’s feet get famous and start their own OnlyFans and one fateful day… they walk out on him.

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I really should get out of the tub

Ditch Flower project is doing good this morning.