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edwardodell.bsky.social
Cook, Draftsman and craftsman. Nightbitch, original flavor. Perfect sweetie; follow at your own risk.
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r/offmychest: i spent 15 years in the forums reading leftist theory and furry smut just for one of elon's DOGE incels to lay off my entire cia unit using a form email

I SURVIVED COSTCO ON A SATURDAY @edwardodell.bsky.social

Hellyeah look at this beaut @rebelj.bsky.social 🍕🍍

When mom says you have a Tulsi Gabbard at home

We gotta start racially profiling white people because this is fuckin bananas

I have gone Hawaiian 🍽️🍜🍕

If I get to 3k followers I'll grant the world a wish

Mfr hit the blue steel.

“Your outtie has been suspended from Twitter for making death threats. Twelve times.”

i showed u my beanz plz respond

Bluesky: A user guide - 10k+ followers, 666 following: Quality poster - 2k followers, 333 following: Up-and-comer who may succumb to “poster’s madness” - 10k followers, 15k following: Likely “resister” (look for blue emojis) - 300 followers, 200 following: Likely well-adjusted (see “normal”)

coffee so black spaghettification begins when you lean in for your first sip

accidentally devoured too big of a pen hit cause you got distracted

GM

It’s not a forbidden snack if you successfully clean up the evidence to the point that you forgot you made it

In the 1980’s and 1990’s when Oprah didn’t care what kind of trash she aired, she was integral in spreading the satanic panic that resulted in multiple people spending decades in prison for things they didn’t do. Here’s audio from her airing literal unverified blood libel youtu.be/LoMDDQVI06E?...

Brb getting a third scleral lens

posting is praxis

how it feels having two dozen eggs in the refrigerator

Doodle.

being a blue sky elder from the invite only era, i can boss you around and insult your intelligence

do you think if everyone on alderaan took a bong rip at the same time obi wan could feel that too

Really enjoying the stories about congressmen getting yelled at about DOGE shit in their town halls. Not because I feel like it's necessarily going to move things in the right direction in the next election cycle or two, really. I just like stories about congressmen getting yelled at I think.

Rocket chip.

Minestrone is my favorite