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Sparrow 24 Years Old Unfunny Shitposter Type One Diabetic / Heart Transplant Recipient Sheridan / GBC Graduate (Honors, Dean's Medal) It's never too late to learn something new :)
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He seems to follow me wherever I go... #Toronto #Travel #Graffiti #BearBee

idk who had a permanent marker at #StCatherines #GoStation but these doodles drastically improved my day. What a silly lil fellah. #Graffiti #Travel #Bearbee???

Going for my 5th #biopsy today in 8 Months... #Heart #Transplant #Hospital

I miss my #friend / #ex of 11 Years. They ghosted me while I was recovering from a #heart #transplant and although I now know how superficial our relationship was, I still feel so many emotions I can't even describe. So I tried to explain it through a #poem I wrote. #poetry #writing #trauma

I would go to the #theaters for this cut of the #movie. It looks like #YIIK a Post-Modern #RPG honestly, which would be a travesty of a #film to watch.

#Grimace Egg Appreciation #sketches #Minecraft #Mcdonalds

Whenever I get a #dislike on one of my #Youtube Videos, I like to think that someone accidentally missed the #like button, and try not to stress myself out too much 👻

Making this #Shitpost just landed me an interview for a #VFX gig Wtf??? Turns out #Minecraft #Shitposts do Infact pay the bills.

Ridiculously Hyped for #Switch2!!! The announcement of the new #Camera and #Microphone make me wonder if we'll see a lot of ports of #DS / #3DS #games incorporating them. I honestly hope that the new #Mii Maker allows you to generate awful Miis like in the good ol' days lol. #TomodachiLife

#MINECRAFT #MOVIE (2011) #FULL #FILM #LEAK youtube.com/shorts/HjShO... #MINECRAFTMOVIE #FILMS #EDITING #APRIL #CRAFTING #TABLE #FLINT #STEEL #MINCERAFT #ART #EDITING #GAMING #SILLY #FUN #OHGODHELPIDON'TWANTTOTYPEMOREHASHTAGS #REAL

A #discord server compelled me to do this #drawing #Megamind #Megumin #Megaman #Shitposting #art

If I'm trash, then at least let me be compost.

But anyways, the reason why I made this #film about #McDonalds #Mascots was because I noticed that #advertising seems to be moving away from silly #mascot #characters and that made me wonder how these hypothetical beings would feel if they were losing this much work. Thus I made Employ The #Noid

After going to a screening for a #short-film I edited, I realized that I am actually a capable #editor and I can't be ashamed of my work. So I'm finally putting out a #film I made about borderline homeless #mascots called Employ The Noid! youtu.be/fDllIm4ybZQ?... Hope whoever sees this enjoys :)

Typical #Toronto #Date Been having a lot of trouble with my #mentalhealth as of late and I'm glad that this goober reminded me that there's stuff to do #outside like Chinese Food and #Androgynous Fits; and that I don't have to #bedrot #Thrifting #Happy #Gay #LGBT #Queer

I just remembered I had a #Twitter lol. #Goodbye

It irks me that there's no #wholesome #lgbt #tags on social media platforms Like yeah, I like #cock and sex is an important part of #sexuality but like... It consumes a lot of #queer tags. I wanna see more content of people holding hands n stuff... ( °///° ) #gay #femboy #androgynous

Today is #stripe #Tuesday today! :) #outfits #queer #lgbt #androgynous

After not getting any new cosplays or #outfits last year, I got a couple of #clothes to show my #gay #pride during 2025! I missed my #androgynous fits so much WAHHHHHH 😭I hope to rock many more this year :) #LGBT #Queer

I don't aspire to be greatest anything, except greatest disappointment.

Recently made Fan(?) #art for this #Film I edited and did #VFX for back in 2024 after I was invited to its screening!!! I only tend to take jobs that really spark my creativity, so it was a blast working on this creative project with an amazing crew :) youtube.com/shorts/il_yZ...

If I were #TonyHawk I would sell all my assets. buy a boat with a #skatepark inside, and let the seas take me. I would continue to #Skate until my vessel inevitably sinks, and I horrendously succumb to the water as Poseidon intended. Grinding my way up to heaven. 🙏🙏🙏

I think from now on whenever I feel #depressed. I'll draw my #OC as dumb stupid #emoji stickers. Then slowly assemble an army of them to take over the globe :)

When I was Sick last year I was really scared I wouldn't see another #winter; and now I'm really sad that it's going away! 😞 May it #snow another day! 🌨️🌨️☃️🌨️🌨️

Recently lost a friend of ten years and idk what the fuck i'm doing with myself Feels like I'm endlessly throwing pebbles into the river, hoping that one eloquently skips off the water. Instead they pile on the floor of the bank one by one. I'll miss this connection forever. #lonely #depressed

So happy I'm getting to spend #February with my #Partner! Had a lot of fun celebrating our birthdays, #Valentine's Day, and the many great adventures we will continue to go on. The one Human I'm not afraid to share my #MSPaint #Drawing skills with. Love ya forever goober! #love #lgbt #lgbtq #snow

Recently in #Drawing Class my #Art Teacher deemed my garbage #plasticine model unfit to be alive in her presence; And promptly squished him to death. May he find peace in the afterlife 🙁 #Video #meme

Outside he is content. Inside there is only hate and malice in his heart. As the objects on my dresser fall one by one. #cats #cat #meow

idk who had a permanent marker at #StCatherines #GoStation but these doodles drastically improved my day. What a silly lil fellah. #Graffiti #Travel #Bearbee???

My #partner just referred to my #heartfailure and subsequent #transplant as a "Total Eclipse of The Heart" and I mean; they aren't technically wrong... #LGBT #LGBTQ #BonnieTyler #howamialive

Sorry for the Snow and Thunder last night folks. I got too powerful :( #Witch #LGBT #Winter

My partner likes to tuck me in while I nap and watch TV. They have dubbed this tactic as "Shrimping" Never been more comfortable in my life 🥰 #LGBT #Blahaj #Napping

Lessons you should take away from #Celeste: Anxiety and Depression fucking blow, but its important to take life one step at a time. Lesson I learned from Celeste: My pragmatic side is a hot goth girl. #Videogames #LGBT

I predict that the next #avengers movie will have family guy clips in the bottom left corner so modern audiences can handle it.

Before I shaved my beard I REALLY wanted to make a #Medication Unboxing #Video after people didn't believe the quantity that I took for my Heart #Transplant! So I tried to turn a tedious, 45+ Minute process into a somewhat watchable 6 Minute Video + Short. Enjoy! www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kYA...

When I was in the Hospital for my Heart Transplant, I sometimes drew silly pictures to pass the time I used to be scared of drawing, but I realized it wasn't about the result but self expression While I'm sad I only have photos of these, I'm happy I was able to grow. #Drawing #Cats #Transplant

Quickly doodled these back in 2022 while my partner was playing through #danganronpa #udg While I wouldn't recommend this game in a thousand years, I did find myself loving the dynamic of the main duo. >:) #drawing

Resistance takes many forms.