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mollyrobison.bsky.social
The most worried person you've ever met. Harmony Witch, but ultimately a failed musician. Orphan. Cook. Amateur knitter. She/Her. I prefer dogs to people. Body in small town Wisconsin, spirit in a cabin in a very remote forest.
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Uh oh, I have found the local chef’s supply store…it is a five minute drive from my house. This is dangerous.

Current fixation lunch - shirataki noodles (these ones are spinach), bell pepper, air fryer carrots w/ salt, chili, garlic powder, and onion powder, all tossed in a pan with ponzu and stir fry sauce, and topped with roasted sesame seeds. 🍽️

Haven’t contributed to the friend group chat in a week bc I’m too depressing, so I’m planning on popping in when something good happens. Probably a few years. If you don’t want me to make you sad, I won’t make you sad, but I’m also not going to censor myself in the one place I shouldn’t have to.

Not a single memory of what I was dreaming about last night except for the last thing that was said to me, which was, *sigh* "Ok. Let's go resuscitate grandma."

Crazy to see flying become as scary as sending kids to school or going to a mall or a grocery store or a synagogue or an outdoor concert or a gay nightclub or a

After overloading everyone with chocolate last week, I figured I’d go with something a little brighter. @kingarthurbaking.bsky.social’s Olive Oil-Orange sugar cookies. My house smells like oranges, nutmeg, cloves, and turmeric and I would like for that to never change please. 🍽️🍪

Got to see my bandmate for the first time in over a year yesterday. Wouldn’t have been us if this hadn’t happened. “Don’t Think Twice, it’s Alright” by Bob Dylan (featuring Gus the dog, who was feeling particularly involved).

tran·scend·ent adjective beyond or above the range of normal or merely physical human experience This is the best tofu tom kha I’ve ever had. I went to another planet. 🍲 from Kraken Sushi & Beyond in Chicago

Dinner in Chicago with my bandmate and best boy who I haven’t seen in far too long. The best tom kha I’ve ever had. Joy.

Ok get this. Chef wanted to try an experiment - we sold it again today but called it cake instead of a torte. It sold out. Chef is considering adding it to the menu full time. Let’s fucking go. 🥹

Absolutely everything is trash, but: my friend and her husband struggled for so many years to get pregnant, and this morning I saw pictures of them holding their happy, smiling, healthy new baby. So, so good.

Well, she was very beautiful. She did not sell at all well. 😂💔 When I tell you I sobbed like a small child after service…

Well, I broke the literal one rule I have for my life, which is to never be optimistic about anything because optimism is a fucking trap. We sold five. Five. On the busiest day of the year. I’m so bad at absolutely everything that I can’t sell chocolate on Valentine’s Day.

I’m apparently too sad and angry for my friend group now and…sure, fine. That tracks and was predictable.

I just found out that my childhood friends’ mom passed away. She was faith healing herself. I am so sad for her family because I know how catastrophic losing a parent is. I am so fucking angry for her family because I also know how galling it is to watch your parent choose to die for no reason.

The fact that we live in a world where this sentence needs to be used further steels my opinion that we are, unfortunately, rather fucked. We should all quit our jobs and enjoy whatever time left we have together. 🤷‍♀️

A special surprise from yours truly coming soon to a restaurant near…me…for one day only… Details soon! 💌🍰🍽️

The speed with which my dog will abandon me to go back to our bedroom to snooze with his dad after I give him breakfast is, frankly, offensive.

I am so angry with nothing and no one to scream at and I feel like my chest and stomach and heart are going to explode.

So, uh...anyone ever had a nosebleed that just...won't stop? It's been going since 7 AM. The longest I've gotten it to stop is about 30 minutes. It's not as aggressive as it was this morning, but it's still very much bleeding.

If I have to work my shift with paper towels up my nose because I simply cannot stop getting nosebleeds, then so be it.

Made a buddy at a potluck. He’s as perfect as he looks.

Tried a new NA today - a mango dragonfruit sour. So crushable, will be drinking all summer. www.drinkuntitled.com/product/non-...

The way I know that I’m overly concerned about what people think about me is that yesterday, when I was making three entrees simultaneously, my coworker came over to ask me a question and I said, “Give me one second, please,” and I’ve been worried about them being mad at me ever since.

I know it’s common to say that one doesn’t want to live on this planet anymore, but I am currently saying it with uncommon seriousness. I would like to be removed asap.

I don’t think I can read the news today.

Lemon sugar poke cake for my work babies. 😘 🍋 🍰🍽️

Welp, “White Cedar” by @themountaingoats.bsky.social came on on my drive to work so now John is personally responsible for me being the weepiest little cook in all of Wisconsin today.

Day 6/6 of work, my wrists are having A Day, pray for your girl and her twig arms.

"Duh, isn't public health also fascism if I don't care about public health?" huff swamp gas, pale urchin, your weak spells aren't needed here

Not gonna lie I did kinda expect our Democratic politicians to have something like a plan to counter the 920-page detailed fascist blueprint that was published in April 2023

Chef left a note for himself on the back door that said, “Take St. Mochi home!” and for the entire shift my lapsed Catholic ass was like who the fuck is saint mochi? Strawberry, y’all. Strawberry mochi.

I forgot (read: blocked out) that it was like this the first time, too. Just horrific news every. Single. Day. Ceaseless misery. For four years.

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

Pre-glazing…I want to figure out a red filling for these for Valentine’s Day. Maybe a berry jam or something? Anyway, they’re extraordinarily satisfying to make. ❤️🍽️ @kingarthurbaking.bsky.social’s sweetheart pull-apart chocolate buns.

Wow, this is so bad. Like, everything is so bad.

To any non American folks on here, yes, we are currently as miserable as you think we are and then a little bit more miserable than that.

It’s been a minute since I did a little cablin’. 🧶 pattern is Garden Gate Wrap by Purl Soho www.purlsoho.com/create/2024/...