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⛳️🌱🪐 Jeopardy Superfan. Nebraska.
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Yall got any more of them bean cubes with pine pollen frosting?

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Was walking the dog and saw a cybertruck in the neighborhood, was all I could do not to flip it off

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

the New Pope says he's from Chicago but he's *actually* from Naperville

submitted 1 day ago • 123 comments

Toughen up. Zoomers aren't even scary. What are they gonna do, go mock me via a dance maneuver in a room by themselves

submitted 1 day ago • 12 comments

Pope Sean Paul

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Hey this sucks ass

submitted 3 days ago • 9 comments

What if in 20 years an actor named LeBron B. James comes along and people spend weeks arguing about whether him or Michael B. Jordan made better films

submitted 4 days ago • 8 comments

Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its senses. Real buttons are sooooooo back baby!

submitted 4 days ago • 253 comments

1. Make money creating a void in people’s lives using computer 2. Make money filling the void in people’s lives using computer

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Draymond has entered what basketball experts call “the cool zone”

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Trying to come up with a few more. Not sure if I’ll watch any tonight but some others I haven’t seen- Se7en Heat Gladiator Pan’s Labyrinth

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Really want to do a tribute piece of this. In 1982 Hungarian artist Agnes Denes planted a 2-acre wheatfield on the Battery Park landfill in Manhattan. Two blocks from Wall Street and the World Trade Centre. The crop was harvested on August 16 and yielded over 1000 pounds of healthy wheat.

submitted 138 days ago • 5 comments

WAKE UP (wake up) GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKE-UP HIDE THE SCARS TO FADE AWAY THE SHAKEUP (hide the scars to fade away the shakeup) WHY'D YOU LEAVE THE KEYS UPON THE TABLE?

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

This is obscene

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Tonight: Moneyball

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

When I retire I’m going to be Tim Duncan. No shaving, no haircut. Full Ted Kaczynski.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve always been a Cubs fan but now I might really be a Cubs Fan

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

August 2020 from my house. Can’t believe I got this shot.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Drank 3 beers. Time to listen to Would - Alice in Chains

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

These motherfuckers spent years saying we didn’t maintain our forests enough, leading to deadly fires. And now:

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

What this is blowing my mind. I’ve never known anything but 4:30 and 5:00 Jeopardy

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Watching movies I should have watched 20 years ago. Last weekend: The Firm. Eh. 6/0. Today: Casino. Let's go

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I should definitely not check my work email at 10pm on an extended weekend off. Good lord. Ahhhhhhhhh

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

They’re going to kill Secret Base aren’t they

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

We are so, so back

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the entire point of the piece (and the related book) you're replying to and didn't read is that your great-grandparents were eating formaldehyde milk and gypsum flour and arsenic jam because there were no food safety laws. Keeping food safe is a society's job, not an individual's!!!

submitted 9 days ago • 79 comments

Do you worry that your Cybertruck doesn’t look stupid enough? We’ve got just the product for you!

submitted 11 days ago • 151 comments

I think I’ve watched this once a month for the last 12 years.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Finally finished the 7 month project of tearing out the old garden beds, replacing the yard fence, building a new garden fence and preparing a new garden plot. And we are ready for this summer and many to come. 🌱

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Millions of people that sounds like a robotic version of the raccoon from Guardians of the Galaxy

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Battery life on my phone the last week or so has been complete shit. I’ve barely used it today and I’m at 75%. There must be something going on in the background that this update hopefully fixes, or I need to restart it or something

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Not buying any US equities yet other than the usual retirement contributions with each paycheck.

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submitted 13 days ago • 17 comments

Remember when Trump said China was going to pay the tariffs? Yeah...

submitted 12 days ago • 60 comments

i would like to just move on from the shedeur prank call story but i'm struggling to do that because of the the facts that 1) it was an ole miss kid, 2) named jax, who 3) got the number from his dad's ipad because 4) his dad is the defensive coordinator of 5) the atlanta falcons

submitted 12 days ago • 25 comments

If you have a zoomer son named something like Jax you have to have your head on a swivel for YouTuber behavior all the time, regardless of whether your son has a YouTube channel

submitted 12 days ago • 9 comments

As a father myself, I can relate to what Deion Sanders must be going through right now. (My kid’s not good enough to play in the NFL either.)

submitted 14 days ago • 8 comments

I gotta know what happened in those shedeur interviews

submitted 14 days ago • 14 comments