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⛳️🌱🪐 Jeopardy Superfan. Nebraska.
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turns out Bill Belichick is horny on Maine

This sounds like something I need to watch very soon.

Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me

I would probably jump off a parking garage

I’m still blown away by this interaction I saw on Twitter

Honestly no clue what you people are using AI for. If you have a job that isn’t writing code there’s probably nothing it can do for you professionally. If you are looking for general info, Wikipedia is better

Ezra Klein badly needs to be shoved into a locker. I’d be happy to do it.

Yall got any more of them bean cubes with pine pollen frosting?

Was walking the dog and saw a cybertruck in the neighborhood, was all I could do not to flip it off

the New Pope says he's from Chicago but he's *actually* from Naperville

Toughen up. Zoomers aren't even scary. What are they gonna do, go mock me via a dance maneuver in a room by themselves

Pope Sean Paul

Hey this sucks ass

What if in 20 years an actor named LeBron B. James comes along and people spend weeks arguing about whether him or Michael B. Jordan made better films

Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its senses. Real buttons are sooooooo back baby!

1. Make money creating a void in people’s lives using computer 2. Make money filling the void in people’s lives using computer

Draymond has entered what basketball experts call “the cool zone”

Trying to come up with a few more. Not sure if I’ll watch any tonight but some others I haven’t seen- Se7en Heat Gladiator Pan’s Labyrinth

Really want to do a tribute piece of this. In 1982 Hungarian artist Agnes Denes planted a 2-acre wheatfield on the Battery Park landfill in Manhattan. Two blocks from Wall Street and the World Trade Centre. The crop was harvested on August 16 and yielded over 1000 pounds of healthy wheat.

WAKE UP (wake up) GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKE-UP HIDE THE SCARS TO FADE AWAY THE SHAKEUP (hide the scars to fade away the shakeup) WHY'D YOU LEAVE THE KEYS UPON THE TABLE?

This is obscene

Tonight: Moneyball

When I retire I’m going to be Tim Duncan. No shaving, no haircut. Full Ted Kaczynski.

I’ve always been a Cubs fan but now I might really be a Cubs Fan

August 2020 from my house. Can’t believe I got this shot.

Drank 3 beers. Time to listen to Would - Alice in Chains

These motherfuckers spent years saying we didn’t maintain our forests enough, leading to deadly fires. And now:

What this is blowing my mind. I’ve never known anything but 4:30 and 5:00 Jeopardy

Watching movies I should have watched 20 years ago. Last weekend: The Firm. Eh. 6/0. Today: Casino. Let's go

I should definitely not check my work email at 10pm on an extended weekend off. Good lord. Ahhhhhhhhh

They’re going to kill Secret Base aren’t they

We are so, so back

the entire point of the piece (and the related book) you're replying to and didn't read is that your great-grandparents were eating formaldehyde milk and gypsum flour and arsenic jam because there were no food safety laws. Keeping food safe is a society's job, not an individual's!!!

Do you worry that your Cybertruck doesn’t look stupid enough? We’ve got just the product for you!

I think I’ve watched this once a month for the last 12 years.

Finally finished the 7 month project of tearing out the old garden beds, replacing the yard fence, building a new garden fence and preparing a new garden plot. And we are ready for this summer and many to come. 🌱