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⛳️🌱🪐 Jeopardy Superfan. Nebraska.
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turns out Bill Belichick is horny on Maine

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

submitted 8 days ago • 15 comments

This sounds like something I need to watch very soon.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me

submitted 8 days ago • 719 comments

I would probably jump off a parking garage

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I’m still blown away by this interaction I saw on Twitter

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Honestly no clue what you people are using AI for. If you have a job that isn’t writing code there’s probably nothing it can do for you professionally. If you are looking for general info, Wikipedia is better

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Ezra Klein badly needs to be shoved into a locker. I’d be happy to do it.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Yall got any more of them bean cubes with pine pollen frosting?

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Was walking the dog and saw a cybertruck in the neighborhood, was all I could do not to flip it off

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the New Pope says he's from Chicago but he's *actually* from Naperville

submitted 11 days ago • 123 comments

Toughen up. Zoomers aren't even scary. What are they gonna do, go mock me via a dance maneuver in a room by themselves

submitted 11 days ago • 12 comments

Pope Sean Paul

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Hey this sucks ass

submitted 13 days ago • 9 comments

What if in 20 years an actor named LeBron B. James comes along and people spend weeks arguing about whether him or Michael B. Jordan made better films

submitted 14 days ago • 9 comments

Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its senses. Real buttons are sooooooo back baby!

submitted 14 days ago • 252 comments

1. Make money creating a void in people’s lives using computer 2. Make money filling the void in people’s lives using computer

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Draymond has entered what basketball experts call “the cool zone”

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Trying to come up with a few more. Not sure if I’ll watch any tonight but some others I haven’t seen- Se7en Heat Gladiator Pan’s Labyrinth

submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments

Really want to do a tribute piece of this. In 1982 Hungarian artist Agnes Denes planted a 2-acre wheatfield on the Battery Park landfill in Manhattan. Two blocks from Wall Street and the World Trade Centre. The crop was harvested on August 16 and yielded over 1000 pounds of healthy wheat.

submitted 148 days ago • 5 comments

WAKE UP (wake up) GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKE-UP HIDE THE SCARS TO FADE AWAY THE SHAKEUP (hide the scars to fade away the shakeup) WHY'D YOU LEAVE THE KEYS UPON THE TABLE?

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

This is obscene

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Tonight: Moneyball

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

When I retire I’m going to be Tim Duncan. No shaving, no haircut. Full Ted Kaczynski.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve always been a Cubs fan but now I might really be a Cubs Fan

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August 2020 from my house. Can’t believe I got this shot.

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Drank 3 beers. Time to listen to Would - Alice in Chains

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

These motherfuckers spent years saying we didn’t maintain our forests enough, leading to deadly fires. And now:

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What this is blowing my mind. I’ve never known anything but 4:30 and 5:00 Jeopardy

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Watching movies I should have watched 20 years ago. Last weekend: The Firm. Eh. 6/0. Today: Casino. Let's go

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

I should definitely not check my work email at 10pm on an extended weekend off. Good lord. Ahhhhhhhhh

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

They’re going to kill Secret Base aren’t they

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

We are so, so back

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

the entire point of the piece (and the related book) you're replying to and didn't read is that your great-grandparents were eating formaldehyde milk and gypsum flour and arsenic jam because there were no food safety laws. Keeping food safe is a society's job, not an individual's!!!

submitted 19 days ago • 78 comments

Do you worry that your Cybertruck doesn’t look stupid enough? We’ve got just the product for you!

submitted 21 days ago • 151 comments

I think I’ve watched this once a month for the last 12 years.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Finally finished the 7 month project of tearing out the old garden beds, replacing the yard fence, building a new garden fence and preparing a new garden plot. And we are ready for this summer and many to come. 🌱

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment