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Fiend and bad influence Chicago, 28
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When I wake up in the morning and start to remember things

Does anyone else watch TV while listening to an audiobook/podcast while listening to music over said audiobook while reading a book or am I just hyperstimming like a nutjob?

If I’ve ever suddenly liked several of your pics in a row, I’m sorry. It was an unfortunate moment of weakness and also I love you

Head bed? Bed Head? Head in Bed?

Who else has their internal monologue voiced by Fran Lebowitz? No? Just me?

When the three martini dinner doesn’t even remotely feel like a three martini dinner 🍸

We’re cancelling the guilty part of guilty pleasures. Wanna read romance books and drink cheap wine? Valid. Watch the trashiest reality show and scroll through Amazon? I support this. Listen to the same early 2000s pop song a thousand times in a row? Why stop there? Find that joy and SQUEEZE.

The Meta outage has me like

Is he? Y’know? 🫳

Fighting the urge to fake my death and attend my own funeral in a silly disguise and then move to California

I’m not currently reading Agatha Christie by a crackling fireplace on a snowy day whilst indulging in multiple cups of tea and freshly-baked scones, so no, I’m afraid your email didn’t “find me well”.

Breaking News: The chief executive of UnitedHealthcare was shot in Midtown Manhattan in an apparently targeted attack, people briefed on the investigation said. nyti.ms/4eYRevD

Debating on just ~*how spicy*~ I should go about being on Bsky, really conflicted

Haircut after-

Haircut before-