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And instagram reels doesn’t hit the same AT ALL 😭

I ain’t ready for them to take TikTok away😫😫 first Vine and now this😭

The couples on ultimatum are truly built different 😭

I have gone 2 WEEKS without my fridge getting fixed… and now all the management is acting like they have no clue that I’ve been contacting them about it😓😓

Wuh luh wuh 🫶🏾

Less “I hope this person doesn’t misinterpret me and think the worst” and more “I am better off without people who are committed to misunderstanding me and don’t create space for clarity”

I thought the reason why some eggs had a yolk and other eggs had chicks depended on how long the chicken sat on the egg

It’s so easy to write off someone’s intuition as anxiety .. Dare I say some of us are actually spiritually intuitive and/or understand pattern recognition/predictive analysis?

Now why are we in it???

remember that your mental health is a priority, your inner peace is essential & your self care is a necessity

The "right" person at the "wrong" time *is* the wrong person.

December will be filled with love. December will be filled with peace. December will be filled with healing. December will be filled with progress. December will be filled with blessings. December will be filled with happiness. December will be filled with opportunity.

I want next year to be the happiest year of my life I really deserve it

AND IS… matter of fact I just ate another plate for lunch today!

I often have to tell myself .."girl you grown, you don't have to do that"

EVERYDAY!!😫😫 3 hours will go by before I know it!

And now we’ll be eating thanksgiving leftovers for the next 2 weeks until we do it all over again for Christmas 💀 #blacksky

CAME BACK TWICE😫AND HAD PIE AND BANANA PUDDING FOR DESSERT🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

I NEED TO SEE EVERYBODY’S PLATE TOMORROW!!

I am a victim of the deviled egg addiction

I’m about to watch glee for the 56th time just to see Mercedes and Kurt sing defying gravity one more time 😭

It don’t even feel like thanksgiving this week

The ozdust ball scene took me out the game 😭

a mf that smells like cigarettes cant do nothing for me but gtf from round 😒

NEVER go against your gut feeling !

Did I go see wicked for a second time at 9 am? Yes. Did I sit in that theater by myself boohoo crying? Absolutely!

I need wicked part 2 out BY TOMORROW!!

#24 🤎🤎🤎

PSA TO THE SCAMMERS: 1. No you cannot draw me 2. No you cannot cash app me money 3. No I will not answer your question “correctly” to receive a “prize” 4. Leave me alone 😘

“Play with ya mama don’t play with me”

Also I think Cracker Barrel should be eliminated! The whole establishment needs to go!

I feel very offended that there is not a Waffle House in a 5 mile radius from me… it feels very racist🤢

Fuck a breakup , have you ever finished a Netflix series you loved 😭😭

Healing your inner child is the BEST feeling in the world!!

WHOMST?!

my bonnet downstairs watching tv after slipping off my head for the 5th time tonight

I need helpful tips from black solo travelers!! Safety, best food, best sights, transportation advice, etc. pls!

When the weapons formed against you ain't prospering!!💋💋

Me as soon as Megan Thee Stallion joins this app 😩

Flattery gets you far with me, tell me you can’t breathe without me 😂

No bc Elmo had EVERY RIGHT to crash out when Zoey told him that Rocko was ahead of him in line! Rocko slander will always be tolerated!