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artist, serial overthinker and worldbuilder current obbsession: transformers, speculative biology/sociology (not NSFW but 18+ topics are discussed, no minors allowed)
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wheres my transformers content thats just Human becomes horrified when they bring one single geiger counter into the base, alternativly everytime someone mentions energon additives or toppings all i can think of is how little beryllium dust it takes to get beryllosis any of those bitches r fucked

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

genuinely think you could get starscream to stop being so down to preform coups if you gave him a baby no im not kidding this isnt even a ship thing i swear but megs/star baby EXCLUSIVLY so he can play at being Lady Macbeth i think he would love it

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

i so desperately want sparks to be spiritual Arcs like the when someones welding DO NOT look at that shit with human eyes your cornea has a hole in it now purely because transformers 100% need to be immune to that kind of damage due to being able to exist in the vaccum of space and its funny

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

TRINES ARENT CANON?????

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

i have nothing but respect for TFP fans who write ffn very close to canon except like 70% of the time breakdown is alive because fuck that fuck you him and knock out retire and have a kid together i love it

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

this is gonna drive me crazy, are cybertronian voice boxes analog or digital, cause im pretty sure their not just speakers considering bumblebees whole thing but soundwave sure does use one like girl you GOTTA be mechanically consistent with your robots at least a little bit

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

every time i think of a cool transformers name and i look it up and they already exist a small part of my heart dies

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

another random thought: the idea that any scifi robot who can feel their body cant have sex is ridiculous, the human body’s sense of touch works the exact same in all contexts, its the same nerve endings, the only thing that makes an erogenous zone is more nerve endings (hands, genitals, etc) [CONT]

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

ugh random gripe but i hate when a writer describes “curling their hand into a fist” when the scene is supposed to portray nervousness girl ur looking for “their fist curled” the first one implies intent in the action, unconsciously doing it implies nervousness

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

if you think really hard the Prime team is just OG enterprise crew and i will only partially explain myself rn: Optimus is if Spock and Kirk were one person (Spock personality (kinda) and Kirks Issues) Rachet is straight up Bones if he was a robot (down to the party ambulance) bumblebee is checkov

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

been thinking about this more, it got more complicated, Gender as a thing is in western culture based on a binary of specific values being either masculine or feminine, which correspond to specific pronouns, arguably the split in cybertronian culture is better spread in a multigender way (will cont)

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

having Car siblings is very helpful (my brother also helped me pick out the cessna 172 lmao)

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

i said im an artist and then didnt post art anyway heres a knockout i drew in 2019 cause it is the only transformers fanart i have ever made

submitted 32 days ago • 2 comments

i cannot stop thinking about Knockout and havent since i first saw transformers prime hes perfect hes gay, hes evil, hes a doctor, his ass did NOT take the hippocratic oath, hes completely self serving, like 50% sure he was a flight frame who just thought cars were so sexy, he has a truck fetish

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

desperately need a whole transformers arc of an ATC tech having a feud with decepticons who refuse to acknowledge the sanctity of air space laws

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

june darby i love u so much u r the realest adult character in a transformers movie ever, finds out alien robots are real and her 16yr old son has been fighting a war and the second she meets the autobots she adopts arcee and IMMEDIATLY thinks optimus is hot u r such a woman

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

and this was the other article, this one talks about several studies that were done on memory processing and amygdala activity variation across people

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

this is one of the articles i mentioned in my post on sparks (i love nautilus mag its like baby natgeo online)

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

fun fact: if you draw fanart for a game within the first week of any sort of major PR event for it (announcement, demo, release etc) there is a 99% chance the entire dev team on the game knows who you are because they are doing nothing but reposting fanart in slack

submitted 34 days ago • 48 comments