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my man loves BEANS

now watching;

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Milei looks like a 70’s Welshman who passed out drunk on his nephew’s stag do in Brynamman RFC & mysteriously woke up in the Vatican

walked past a dog spraying liquid shit all over kaley cuoco’s star on the blvd. HOLLYWOOD, BABY! so good to be back!!!!!!

european relationships have the same energy as american affairs.

LESSGOOOOO (to a wedding in portugal!)

remember what they took from you

i love sluts, sluts rock.

vin diesel transcends language.

ashtrays and bidets.

GOOD MORNING, LONDON HEATHROW

i mean if i were a kennedy i’d be afraid of shots too.

a little bubbly because why not. cheers.

took a walk.

MY LONGEST YEAH BOY EVER

Y’all know what to do

preparing for the impending apocalypse by ordering a caesar salad with sautéed spam.

saturday junk.

I have never seen anything like this in NYC. 5th Ave covered from 42nd St well to the 20s. Nobody prepared for this volume. Volunteers are holding the traffic on all the side streets. No police in sight. #handsoff

going for a hilly hollywood run after being knocked on my ass with allergies most of this week was humbling (and sweaty) as hell, but i fuckin did it.

gonna wear this for my next dungeon shift to distribute rubbers and lube.

🎵Pu-ma man when will he find love?🎵

it is 2008. i am 24 years old, there is an economic crisis and i am one of many laid off. it is 2020. i am 36 years old, there is an economic crisis and i am one of many laid off. it is 2025. i am 41 years old, there is an economic crisis and i am one of—

this is exactly what i don’t understand about anyone who owns a tesla, even with those dipshit “i BoUgHt It BeFoRe He WaS cRaZy 😅” stickers. tesla has always been shit and elon musk has always been a creepy grifter fuck.