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1026pm.bsky.social
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Seen today in Lower Manhattan...

✨WHO IS SHE✨ 👁️ 🚎 👁️

werner herzog’s airbud.

cecil B demented is such a gift.

added cork to coasters a lovely friend made for me, rearranged my swizzle sticks, and made myself a martini.

Greg Abbott is responsible for every single one of these deaths. May it be visited back up on him 100 fold. www.propublica.org/article/texa...

cunty bus status.

forgot i did this like five months after they laid us all off

Dick so big it's claiming me as a dependant this tax season

we all hung out in a coffee shop called poopies up on the strip

For some people, routine IUD insertions can be extremely painful and take more than half an hour. Often, patients aren't offered a single pain management option. A new WA state bill would require doctors to notify patients of the available pain management options while scheduling appointments:

love when a dude i know turns 40something and heads into his “giant hideous hat” phase.

I finally painted that wardrobe that I had sliding doors made for when I moved in

In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it.

hell yeah they are. www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news...

State AGs are looking for federal workers who have just been illegally fired to stand as litigants in a new lawsuit trying to freeze further action by DOGE. DM me if that’s you and you’re interested and you’re live in one of the following states: NM, AZ, CA, CT, MD, MI, MN, NV, OR, WA, RI, or VT.

david lynch’s elephant man really goes out of its way to emphasise how normal said elephant man’s dick is.

Attn @1026pm.bsky.social

a little belated valentine with my guy and one of the best martinis in the city.

I'm gonna get so much pussy at the RFK Jr wellness farm

is there a cat in the sink?? yes.

HVD 💘

forever.

star cat.

Me rolling into a thread I know nothing about but I saw a bunch of shit libs being stupid at one of my friends

the only valentine i’ll accept besides venmo. 💘