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GenX cult films fan somewhere in the desert.
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The Super Bowl was a DEI masterpiece. 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

submitted 13 days ago • 20 comments

With the Eagles obliterating the Chiefs, now is a good time to remind everyone that the last time the Eagles won the Super Bowl they refused to go to the White House because of Donald.

submitted 13 days ago • 545 comments

I really hope that no one hates me so much that they write a song about it and perform it at the SuperBowl

submitted 13 days ago • 26 comments

The Chiefs can still be named Super Bowl champions if Mike Pence has the courage.

submitted 13 days ago • 455 comments

When I was a kid my dad would say TURN THAT DOWN and I would say BUT DAD IT'S VAN HALEN #Music #Rock #VanHalen youtu.be/HUtqdiMqof0?...

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Thou shalt impeach the motherfucker.

submitted 18 days ago • 1341 comments

The oligarchs of this country have decided we all have to bow down before this soft little malformed freak who would cry to his mommy if you slapped him

submitted 18 days ago • 22 comments

What if Kyrsten Sinema looked like Shrek?

submitted 18 days ago • 35 comments

This is so good.

submitted 19 days ago • 626 comments

Trump’s Gaza proposal was crafted by the radical far right faction of the Israeli government. Clearly, they're calling the shots. This won't bring peace, it'll bring conflict.

submitted 18 days ago • 16 comments

Bibi’s Butler.

submitted 18 days ago • 712 comments

I voted for Trump. But when he said he wanted to let Netanyahu finish the job in Gaza, I didn't know that he meant he was going let Netanyahu finish the job in Gaza.

submitted 18 days ago • 127 comments

They hacked the US treasury just like they hacked the election and everyone needs to quit pussy footing around this.

submitted 19 days ago • 11 comments

The rockets at SpaceX are exploding. The equipment from Starlink is making its way to Russia to be used against our ally. The stock at Tesla is tanking. Cybertruck is a joke. Twitter is going out of business. And yet . . . Elon Musk thinks he has the time/talent to run the entire US government.

submitted 19 days ago • 279 comments

I hope every dipshit that didn't vote for Harris because of Biden and Gaza hears about this.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

The DOGE kids showing up at Treasury:

submitted 19 days ago • 739 comments

Giddyup pardner #CultShelf

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

look, so maybe we'll have concentration camps at gitmo, but at least we denied the presidency to the woman who wouldn't be doing any of this shit. AWESOME JOB, AMERICA, take a fucking victory lap

submitted 25 days ago • 147 comments

Hey Mr. Kennedy no one likes a quitter. Shoot some dope.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Serious question: can the president just spend all his time in office suing people and then use the litigation as a "legal" way of accepting bribes via "settlements"?

submitted 25 days ago • 2155 comments

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent. Opportunities are everywhere. Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

submitted 24 days ago • 3794 comments

90% of the calls to ICE have been to report Elon. Keep that shit up fam 🤣

submitted 25 days ago • 9 comments

Back in the good old days NIN tickets didn't sell out immediately.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

:))

submitted 25 days ago • 532 comments

How have we even gotten to this point?

submitted 25 days ago • 1041 comments

RFK Jr trying to distance himself from the antivax movement is like Bob Seger denouncing old time rock and roll.

submitted 25 days ago • 95 comments

Do any of you have an address where I can send Pete Hegseth a bottle of champagne to congratulate him on his confirmation? Thanks in advance.

submitted 29 days ago • 2877 comments

Gavin Newsom is a straight up guy.

submitted 29 days ago • 476 comments

Well, at least Pete Hegseth is cured of his alcoholism.

submitted 29 days ago • 1187 comments

If you listen carefully, you can hear laughter coming from Beijing and Moscow tonight

submitted 29 days ago • 188 comments

imagine voting for cheaper eggs and getting a piss-drunk defense secretary instead. awesome job, America. take a victory lap

submitted 29 days ago • 215 comments

Turns out our hero has some honor after all. #CultShelf

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Tubi says Chato's Land is next but some other time. Cool flick and good start to the weekend. Thanks #CultShelf

submitted 29 days ago • 2 comments

He died honorably. #CultShelf

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

If those are .44 revolvers, common in the 1860s, there's enough recoil to make accurate one-handed shooting in high stress situations difficult. Unless you're a total badass. #CultShelf

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Now it's a metric shitload of commercials. Phone ads and Burger King. They think I'm superficial. #CultShelf

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Seppuku clock is ticking, Kuroda-sama. #CultShelf

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Kind of hard to post anything when Ursula Andress is in full view. #CultShelf

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Man, I wish I could have a cool fortress hideout in the side of a mountain. #CultShelf

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Mifune in the muff. #CultShelf

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Ursula Undress. I mean Andress. #CultShelf

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Security in that brothel is not great. #CultShelf

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Guache is one cold-blooded sumbitch. #CultShelf

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Mifune is so fucking cool. #CultShelf

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments