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An alternate universe, A simpler universe, A better universe, With a kinder Garfield: "Hi Jonathan, could I have some linguini? Only if it's not too much trouble!"

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I wanna mash teeth like a fish wants water

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Now that Christmas is done, do we all just lay down until the new year?

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The kids are bundled up like Eskimos the chestnuts are roasting by the open fire the fire is too open it's raging out of hand Sadly, all I put on my list this year was fireworks and accelerants.

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I ain't saying Christmas is run by big-present. But I'm not not saying that.

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Why don't people use peanut M&M's in cookies? It would just be... Better

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I think it was Plato who said "grab me and toss me against the wall if you think you can you weak little pig bitch" It's crazy how that still rings true today

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As a dom, can I eat a sub sandwich if I spit on it first?

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They found out boy. But on the bright side, at least he's hot as hell. #deny #defend #dipose

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Filipino? No. I'm trying to flip-a-pino. (I'm in the wine reselling business and my numbers are dangerously low)

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I love seeing hot people die. Sue me. #hotgirlshit

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There's more fresh air in the subway than on the streets of New York. That's because Eric Adams is up there. Somewhere. Breathing... Waiting.

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Even 13 Shrimp have bad days every once and awhile! Not 8 shrimp though, they're steller

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Field of study? If there's a field, I don't care smart he is, I'm frolickin'.

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when god closes a door you can just open it again. that's one of the main features of doors

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I'm not really planning on posting my art or porn. Is that... Okay? Is that allowed?

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I'm not edging my friend. I'm queer-baiting God.

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I'm bisexual. Which means I'm gay but scared of my father.

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What dog is this?

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Both of my legs are broken and I'm still running. It hurts so much and I'm moving very very slowly.

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List of interests for algorithm: Goofs Gaffs Silly bits Jokes That one scene from Megalopolis where Adam Driver says "go back to the club" Memes Haha's

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Held my breath for 3 hours once (only taking breaks to breath). Anyone know the number for Guinness?

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Hey baby, you wanna fight over what a normal amount of deer to have seen in your lifetime is for 3 years? Because... I don't... But I will because you're wrong and I'm right

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I'm gonna do for gamers what Nelson Mandela did for whatever country he did all that stuff he did to in

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Feet footstuff toes wiggling toes heel socks foot shoes sucking wigglers Alright, now that I've gotten the attention of the freaks... I hadn't thought this far ahead

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Why is my carpet trying to keep my hard wood floors from me? Papa gotta munch down on the ground brown.

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"George Bush was like a father to me" - Gorge W Bush

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I came here so I can shitpost without supporting a Nazi! Stop showing me inflation porn!!!

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An alternate universe, A simpler universe, A better universe, With a kinder Garfield: "Hi Jonathan, could I have some linguini? Only if it's not too much trouble!"

I wanna mash teeth like a fish wants water

Now that Christmas is done, do we all just lay down until the new year?

The kids are bundled up like Eskimos the chestnuts are roasting by the open fire the fire is too open it's raging out of hand Sadly, all I put on my list this year was fireworks and accelerants.

I ain't saying Christmas is run by big-present. But I'm not not saying that.

Why don't people use peanut M&M's in cookies? It would just be... Better

I think it was Plato who said "grab me and toss me against the wall if you think you can you weak little pig bitch" It's crazy how that still rings true today

As a dom, can I eat a sub sandwich if I spit on it first?

They found out boy. But on the bright side, at least he's hot as hell. #deny #defend #dipose

Filipino? No. I'm trying to flip-a-pino. (I'm in the wine reselling business and my numbers are dangerously low)

I love seeing hot people die. Sue me. #hotgirlshit

There's more fresh air in the subway than on the streets of New York. That's because Eric Adams is up there. Somewhere. Breathing... Waiting.

Even 13 Shrimp have bad days every once and awhile! Not 8 shrimp though, they're steller

Field of study? If there's a field, I don't care smart he is, I'm frolickin'.

when god closes a door you can just open it again. that's one of the main features of doors

I'm not really planning on posting my art or porn. Is that... Okay? Is that allowed?

I'm not edging my friend. I'm queer-baiting God.

I'm bisexual. Which means I'm gay but scared of my father.

What dog is this?

Both of my legs are broken and I'm still running. It hurts so much and I'm moving very very slowly.

List of interests for algorithm: Goofs Gaffs Silly bits Jokes That one scene from Megalopolis where Adam Driver says "go back to the club" Memes Haha's

Held my breath for 3 hours once (only taking breaks to breath). Anyone know the number for Guinness?

Hey baby, you wanna fight over what a normal amount of deer to have seen in your lifetime is for 3 years? Because... I don't... But I will because you're wrong and I'm right

I'm gonna do for gamers what Nelson Mandela did for whatever country he did all that stuff he did to in

Feet footstuff toes wiggling toes heel socks foot shoes sucking wigglers Alright, now that I've gotten the attention of the freaks... I hadn't thought this far ahead

Why is my carpet trying to keep my hard wood floors from me? Papa gotta munch down on the ground brown.

"George Bush was like a father to me" - Gorge W Bush

I came here so I can shitpost without supporting a Nazi! Stop showing me inflation porn!!!

I'm seeing a lot of furry stuff on here... . Don't know if I'm discovering my rage or discovering my true self. Only time will tell

Can we please normalize… woah woahhh WOAHHHHHHHH

Not to belieguer the point, but there's no reason to have laws

I don't smoke fentanyl. I do store it in my mouth like a chipmunk.