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1800carol.bsky.social
Do you believe in aliens? 🛸 Host of comedy pod F33LD TRIP on Spotify and 1800CAROL on X & Twitch.
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Would anyone like to give me one million dollars for no reason?

Literally no one: Hunter Biden: “A blank canvas holds infinite possibilities.”

Men are so lucky they don’t have to date fat and bald people anymore. Me, not so much.

Hunter Biden was pardoned. Does that mean it’s now legal to smoke crack?

Normalize ChatGPT speech

$100/night hotel: hi. we have you for 3 nights. checkout’s whenever. enjoy the 24 hour gym & pool that smell like chlorine & feet, in that order. unlimited breakfast - you can eat costco sausages til you die for all we care $275/night hotel: OHHH, so his royal highness expects FREE WIFI, does he???

forget the Roman Empire, I can’t stop thinking about the border

We’ve come full circle.

The purpose of most of my posts is to remind myself that I have absolutely no shame.

Show me your parents kitchen island you rich entitled fucks.

1000% tariffs on podcast equipment

Upscale NYC restaurants: “it’s this great place that’s only open one day of the month. They have one seat. You can only eat if you see the chef's shadow. It’s fantastic”

YES! ✊🏻🍆💦

“My bank account has been taking Ozempic.” - @danmancarney.bsky.social

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

I just saved 100% on Black Friday deals I didn't buy anything

When he’s a grower, not a shower 😱

@nathanhamill.bsky.social I was wondering if you were here! 👋