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1900hotdog.bsky.social
Actual humans writing actual human comedy at www.patreon.com/1900hotdog
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Are you ready for Sucker Punch, Round Two? @seemoreevil.bsky.social can't get enough of writing about Sucker Punch. We can only assume he loves it. Let's all be supportive of our friend and the life choices he has made. 1900hotdog.com/2025/02/upse...

The Bigfeets Boi's celebrate Jeff, the new official Pissboy in our clip from this week's episode. Congratulations on the promotion Jeff!

It's Monday, which means @youknowlydia.bsky.social gets to talk about whatever she wants. She's chosen to discuss people banging one out in big gray Gandolf beards. Weird choice, but ok. 1900hotdog.com/2025/02/fuck...

Watch the Bigfeets Boi's discuss Huckleberry's journey to healing on our Bigfeets video podcast. You can see their actual human faces, mouths, distinguishing hats, and facial hair as they follow the AIMS team's quest to almost certainly be defeated by The ASH MAN. youtu.be/FuR21J4LdAE

This here is Bigfeets Monday! Get ready for trauma on this episode of Huckleberry: Special Victims Unit. The AIMS team is on a mission of retribution and healing as they hunt down the ASH MAN. on.soundcloud.com/zN9ZQLWs6BvY...

Our first PoxCo Vaults exclusive shirt is now available. If you're a Hot Dog Appreciator, you can purchase this shirt exclusively at cost! We don't make any money off of it, and if we did, we would probably just use it to make more terrible decisions with our lives. 1900hotdog.com/2025/02/hot-...

Here's another look at this week's episode of The DoggzZone. It's about a rap made by a small town in the hopes of convincing the governor of Illinois to build a prison in their quaint little village. It's like a folktale with more rap and even more sadness.

From deep within his fabled cursed library @seanbaby.bsky.social has brought The Joy Of The Quickie for you. It's a list of fun places to have public sex, like an AA meeting and the dump! 1900hotdog.com/2025/02/fuck...

Thank you for five years of Hotdog! The site started with just the bad boy of comedy @brockway.bsky.social and comedy's bad boy @seanbaby.bsky.social, its expanded to include so many talented people. We're making some small changes. I'll let Brockway explain. 1900hotdog.com/2025/02/refl...

Ok, ok, you can stop begging for it. We animated the rap! If you're not listening to The DoggzZone this week, you're missing this!

You should listen to the Doggzzone. You should be a @1900hotdog.bsky.social patron, so real writers keep writing funny things.

It's a very special Teamworking day as @seanbaby.bsky.social and @merrittk.com team up to discuss Detective Extra Large. You can guess the concept of the show based on the title. I believe you. 1900hotdog.com/2025/02/team...

Great news guys! Our full length animated video podcast on Youtube is now under control. You don't have to worry about it anymore. We've handled it. Watch Brockway's avatar rap without a care in the world! www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rXf...

We always love luring @jasonkpargin.bsky.social into the DoggzZone. This week he's discussing the prison rap with @brockway.bsky.social, and @seanbaby.bsky.social. You remember the time a small town made a rap video to beg the government to give them a prison, right? soundcloud.com/1900hotdog/d...

Today @seemoreevil.bsky.social is finally ready to battle an old foe, Zack Snyder's infamous movie Sucker Punch. Dennard thinks there's enough material in this movie to fuel an entire career but he's going to try it in just two articles! The first one is FREE! 1900hotdog.com/2025/02/upse...

@youknowlydia.bsky.social dreams of learning how to be a better bully. There's only one man who can show her the way, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, narrator of Bully Smart, the instructional bullying VHS. He was also in the movie Slam Dunk Ernest. 1900hotdog.com/2025/02/lear...

Only our most loyal meat boi's have been with us since the very beginning. You can celebrate Hotdog's origins with our year 2 Dogg Cru merch. This momentous piece of history is available in three different styles! 1900hotdog.com/2025/02/hot-...

Sup dudes? Ya'll think Jesus seems kinda low-key gay? Well, fear not, there's a whole book about how he's actually the manliest man man, and @seanbaby.bsky.social is going to power slam it into your eyeholes today. 1900hotdog.com/2025/02/upse...

The 2025 Game Of Vans has ended and a winner has been declared. Congratulations to all who Vaned. You're all winners in our book, except the person who won is slightly more of a winner than everyone else. The king of winners, we call them! 1900hotdog.com/2025/02/the-...

Meanwhile, on 1900hotdog.com, we've got another upsetting day from @michaelswaim.bsky.social and it's FREE. Legally, I can't say more than that, but honestly that should be enough to convince you to click the link. 1900hotdog.com/2025/02/upse...

You can also see the animated version of @seanbaby.bsky.social, @brockway.bsky.social, and @youknowlydia.bsky.social discussing Circus Of The Stars on our animated podcast. Watch Lydia's deep regret each time she brings up OJ Simpson crystallize in real time. youtu.be/1ILTfB8WcJY

If there's one thing that will get @youknowlydia.bsky.social into the DoggzZone it's the lure of B-list celebrities getting mauled by leopards. We covered Circus Of The Stars and it brought out a fandom in Liddy that she deeply regrets! on.soundcloud.com/iS88DVvMpvfe...

Did you know Super Tofu Boy isn't just a thing bullies yell at you? It's also a flash game made by PETA. Like most things made by PETA it's upsetting and nerdy. I'll let @seemoreevil.bsky.social explain the rest. 1900hotdog.com/2025/02/nerd...

@youknowlydia.bsky.social found another Archie knockoff at the bottom of a bin of comics marked DO NOT something; the rest was smudged, so I guess we'll never know what it could have said. It's DC's Date With Debbi. 1900hotdog.com/2025/02/nerd...

You can see the real, authentic, emoting human face of @seanbaby.bsky.social, @brockway.bsky.social, and @jasonkpargin.bsky.social on the Bigfeets video podcast. What fun facial hair/hat combo will Sean have this week? You'll never know if you don't click the link, you coward. youtu.be/EInDOMIp4Wc

Are you ready to hear about the AIMS team's epic battle with The Great Fire Ape? He's a master of fire...or he eats fire, or has like, fire laser powers? With the AIMS team on the case there's no way of knowing! So get ready. on.soundcloud.com/kA5GzsBduGL9...

If you've ever wondered what @seanbaby.bsky.social would look like as a muppet Seanbaby don't look away from our latest hotdog merch even if you feel the strong urge to! We've got Seanbaby's tidbits in poster and T-shirt form. 1900hotdog.com/2025/02/hot-...

No fake police ghost stories here! Only REAL police ghost stories. 100% authentic police encounters with zombies and shit. @seanbaby.bsky.social brings us these authentic, true, and accurate depictions of police officers fighting child ghosts. 1900hotdog.com/2025/02/nerd...

if you want to understand @1900hotdog.bsky.social check out this unpaid shilling slideshow created by Hot Dog community member skebotron! docs.google.com/presentation...

It's Hotdog Appreciation Day! We appreciate you, meat babies—our little sausage children. Once a month we reward a special yummy boi for your loyalty with a photo of Jackie Chan looking bashfully proud in his adorable little outfit. Today is that day. Enjoy! It's FREE 1900hotdog.com/2025/02/hot-...

There can only be one article about Highlander The Animated series, and @merrittk.com has written it! Get ready to discover your new favorite internet article about a kid's show based on a hard R-rated movie that initially flopped and later became a cult classic. 1900hotdog.com/2025/02/nerd...

You may also gaze upon the DoggzZone 9000 using the innovative technology of our animated video podcast. Do not shade your eyes from the glory of our animated video podcast! It is meant to be revered. youtu.be/ms9y2bUP9Nk

How do you feel about Liberty For All? Find out this week when @brendanmcginley.bsky.social joins hosts @brockway.bsky.social and @seanbaby.bsky.social in a very special patriotic DoggzZone. on.soundcloud.com/GvE5J9wwVGqp...

It's time for some buff baby chat. @seemoreevil.bsky.social has read far too many issues of Physical Culture and is now an expert on baby abs. You can learn about it to this learning day! Get swole babies. 1900hotdog.com/2025/02/lear...

If you've ever seen Isabella Rossellini in a bug costume pretending to have bug sex and wondered why, @youknowlydia.bsky.social has the answer for you! It's a not upsetting fucking day, and it's FREE! 1900hotdog.com/2025/02/fuck...

The DoggzZone reached maximum awesomeness capacity this month. We talked about an airline safety video with an Emmy-winning TV writer, ate Shaqulicious gummies, and did Irish karate. Full podcast roundup here! 1900hotdog.com/2025/02/podc...

@seanbaby.bsky.social brings you the story of a man who turned his most embarrassing mistake into a full-length feature film. You might think that seems like a bad idea, and you would be correct. Enjoy Afro Ninja Destiny. 1900hotdog.com/2025/01/punc...

Hotdog community, the time has come. It's the 2025 custom van contest! Make your voice heard, as long as your voice is saying, "Check out this bitchin van!" This year, we even have a downloadable custom van model template for the most dedicated van freaks. 1900hotdog.com/2025/01/cust...

If you like Mega Man games with absolutely no music, weird art, and shitty game mechanics, @mikedrucker.bsky.social would like to recommend Mega Man for DOS to you. We know it sounds perfect, but you should really hear his pitch, so we made it FREE! 1900hotdog.com/2025/01/nerd...

If you're more of a visual martial arts learner, you can also check out our animated podcast on YouTube! It's got the exact same amount of Irish martial arts discussion, but you can see the delight on our host's animated faces as they discuss it. Also, it might steal your soul. youtu.be/Dn6QPsXyqOA

@merrittk.com is back in the DoggzZone with hosts @brockway.bsky.social and @seanbaby.bsky.social to discuss Fatal Deviation, Ireland's first full-length martial arts film. The martial arts budget in Ireland was LOW, but they managed to get Jean Clod Van'Darn. on.soundcloud.com/NmKWfauWPCtx...

If you're not listening to Bigfeets, the premier Mountain Monsters rewatch podcast you are missing out!

As it states in my bio, I'm the podcast editor etc of the @1900hotdog.bsky.social and @bigfeets.bsky.social shows and it's quite literally my favorite gig ever... here's a little BTS vid from this weeks BIGFEETS episode, the Mountian Monsters watch along podcast! I love my bosses 🥰

Why die? It's finally time for 1900hotdog and @seemoreevil.bsky.social, specifically, to cure death. We started telling jokes, and now we laugh in the face of God. Or, we make you laugh at a man from 1928 who invented anorexia for immortality. 1900hotdog.com/2025/01/lear...

Oh no, we let @youknowlydia.bsky.social cover another Elvis movie!? Why would we do that! This one is incest themed! It's got a foot song! That isn't even the worst part! I broke my exclamation point button. It's called Kissin Cousins. 1900hotdog.com/2025/01/fuck...

You can also view the real human faces of @seanbaby.bsky.social, @brockway.bsky.social, and @jasonkpargin.bsky.social as they discuss The Raven Mocker Part 2 on our video podcast. Hey is there a reason this episode isn't available on most free streaming platforms? Yes. youtu.be/Wb8FAW-55jQ

Happy Bigfeets day to all who celebrate, and a terrible bird curse on those who don't. It's part 2 of The Raven Mocker series. The Bigfeets Boi's @seanbaby.bsky.social , @brockway.bsky.social , and @jasonkpargin.bsky.social are finally ready to talk about it. on.soundcloud.com/cpvdtU7azw9H...