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1978montecarlo.bsky.social
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I hate when I can't drive her

Daddy's plant tower

Morning check-in

Bouldering

Just some arms of steel from the Man of Steel

Teaching me kids what happens when they pull my finger😂😂😂

My dick kept trying to pop out of my underwear in the locker room. I blame leg day

Ugh! Leg day always gets me so horny! Wish I had some big himbo titties waiting for me at home to play with

Uh oh, I'm in a sweater.. Hope I don't die from overheating

We have growth!

Chest is looking big this morning, boys

Can you guess what day it was, boys?

While pretending to fly, one of the kids said I missed a button on my shirt because he could see my chest. I had to explain to him that my chest is so big that it tries to pop open

Also, I forgot to make a video of clapping pushups for @thatsugarguy.bsky.social . It's chest day today, maybe I'll do them at the gym

One false move & I'm worried that my flannel is going to rip

Just getting wider & wider, squirt

Okay, so, where can I find some non-biased news? Like, obviously you know who is wrong, but I want to hear facts, not opinions so I can throw this shit back in people's faces & not have them tell me I'm just hearing what my people want me to hear

When you think about your past mistakes & just cringe at what you said/did

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Is this a game you're playin I don't understand what's goin on I can't see through your frown First you're up then you're down You're keepin me from someone I want to know... It's the same old situation Every word so finely placed... And I'll show you a sunset If you'll stay with me 'til dawn