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// Temp pin. It’s dial

[<----- legitimately didnt notice he was 17 until just now ]

/Man/ am I glad February's over. I was up to my Waist in "Anonymous" love letters.

[ Continuing to pat his chest assuredly ] I'll get you a law book.

That's okay. Listen, [ Pats his chest ] You're a good Thingy, alright? Don't let anyone tell you what to do with your life. Especially if it's against the Law. Okay?

[ cringing slightly at the thought of Warm Water. ] ...Have you heard of hot cocoa?

...What kind of beverage?

They're a ring of Organized Crime Officials. They want to use your shapeshifting powers to Do Crime not in the funny way like I did but— Wait, warm beverage ????

ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ

Miki listen to me buddy. [ Putting his hands on his shoulders ] Listen to me, you have to promise— if someone comes up to you asking to join the mafia, Do NOT Join Them. Okay? Okay??

SOUND THE FUCKING ALARMS ITS DICK TINKLER

Shittt. I don't have anything on me- [ Patting his jacket for a few moments before pulling out a small energy bar. ] Will this work?

[ looking Genuinely Stressed about this ] Okay, okay, fuck- Wait what do they eat?????

As part of his marine biology thesis Jotaro has been combing the shores of Morioh using star platinum to filter krill

HE— [ Looking between cd and the camera really concernedly ] HE NEVER ASKED!!!!

[ suddenly getting really quiet for a second ] Wait are you supposed to feed your stands