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keeps saying "whozit the whatsit" in place of random nouns
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check your follows for an armonia / cocainestalin folks, if they were following me for my proximity to these circles they may be following you for your proximity to me

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you dont want to remember about escorting mrs. potts. or uh, you know, trodding through that fuckin snooze fest of a mulan world

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Most voice acting of this badass bweet

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got to demonstrate the ubiquity of RPS in fighting games to a coworker asking me how to get better at tekken and i felt exactly like william gull from hell watching him realize he cannot play in a way that would break the triangle but merely reorient it

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hahahahahahhahahagagghhhaahagh

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what sarah nicole prickett said of inland empire in measured rejection i shall say of tekken 8 in measured analysis: this is the work of people who are having trouble thinking

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diana 11:30 feb 24 i am about to enter the pussy or ehagever

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days blend together pretty hard there but the way my memory serves me the last big highlight was going to anamanaguchi's vancouver show

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TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German! me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board

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Anti-Life is a crock of shit. Don’t let ‘em fool you.

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oneunitwholeblood.bandcamp.com/album/whole-... did you know that my sort-of full length release from last year was very good and can be enjoyed freely or purchased for less than basically any consumer good besides like, a single m&m which has cadmium in it anyway?

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birthday night at the arcade final result: i fuck with twinkle star sprites

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