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1tsgonnabmay.bsky.social
24, girl(?), she/they, 🌈lesbian🌈, ✨auDHD✨, leftist, spectre haunting the dreams of the average GB news viewer, enjoyer of video games, amatuer writer, bad film connoisseur
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When it's every day bro came out everyone was rightfully making fun of "England is my city" but the part that lives rent free in my head is "let me educate ya / and I ain't talkin BOOK" book???? Singular???? You think an education involves one (1) book???

β€œA religion that professes a concern for the souls of men and is not equally concerned about the slums that damn them, the economic conditions that strangle them, and the social conditions that cripple them is a spiritually moribund religion.” -Martin Luther King Jr.

Me, after reducing the amount of stuff I was doing: wow my symptoms seem to be less intense now Maybe There's Nothing Wrong With Me After All perhaps I should Start Doing Things Again Me, after doing things again:

If anyone's wondering how my day is going, I almost tripped over earlier and thought "I wish I did fall over, I'd like to be on the ground rn"

Pro tip: compliment strangers in public

DUCKLINGS

Also sidenote I made the mistake of putting an iron supplement in my pill organizer and all of my pills still taste of iron two weeks later don't be like me

Two of the pills I take come in perfect sheets of exactly enough pills for seven days and then one of them Doesn't and every time I refill my pill organizer it Bothers Me

Me: at least I can get a single hour of sleep this morning at 10am MY NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR: πŸ’₯πŸ”¨πŸ’₯πŸ”¨πŸ’₯πŸ”¨πŸ”¨πŸ’₯πŸ”¨πŸ’₯πŸ”¨πŸ’₯πŸ”¨πŸ’₯πŸ”¨πŸ’₯πŸ”¨πŸ’₯πŸ”¨πŸ’₯πŸ”¨πŸ’₯πŸ”¨πŸ’₯πŸ”¨

I used to think I wasn't one of the autistics that liked trains but after playing SimCity 4 for like four days straight I can confirm I do in fact like trains they were just gatekept from me as a child because girl

I read that standing with your arms akimbo is supposed to be aggressive body language just in case anyone's wondering I'm not a girlboss I stand like that because I have asthma and it makes it easier to breathe ✌️😎

Listening to a review of a shitty YA romance novel and the male lead is like "sometimes I dream about you for hours 😩" bro why do you have time to dream about me for hours??? Are you a loser????? Don't you have hobbies??? Whose fantasy is this?

Finally fulfilling my cottagecore lesbian destiny by learning how to pickle vegetables

no funding if it seems like the research MIGHT involve a woman or a nonwhite person

There is something nefarious about how hard and fast people are pushing AI in education. I’m not a conspiracy theorist, but it doesn’t bode well when corporations, not student need, set the pace with which we adopt new technologies.

Gang today I cancelled a dentist appointment because I couldn't sleep until 7am and I felt like shit and there were no negative consequences. Remember kids when adults say "you won't be able to do this in the real world" not only will you you won't even get any shit for it

First they came for traditional family values And I said "hey wait a minute did they?" And they said "shut the fuck up you communist dyke it's my second ammendment right to lie on the internet" And I said "😬" And they said "YOU'RE TRYING TO GROOM MY KIDS BY EXISTING" And I logged off of twitter

This is horrific. They're trying to rewrite reality

Found a good one in Burlington, VT for ya @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social

Also they should have Shadow say damn constantly like in the original but it's censored

They should make a Shadow the Hedgehog sequel that's rated teen because there's one scene where Tails says fuck and no other swearing

Google chrome said I couldn't download a file because it was "unsafe" it's ok dw it let me download firefox so the problem has been resolved

We know that you're waiting to speak to an agent. It's very important to us that every 30 seconds, we stop the music to make you think we answered your call. Just kidding. Lmao. We promise to put you through whenever we feel like it.

"gay people just want attention" like yeah that's why we're all theatre kids I don't need you to pay attention to me being gay I want you to read my mediocre poetry

Heartbreaking. Inexcusable. Infuriating.

The last time Trump won, a lot of white racists got excited, decided it was safe to post racist shit, and got fired from their jobs. It's modest praxis to be sure, but there's still decent folks out there and companies will STILL fire employees that make them look bad. Make them pay. It works.

Just finished watching Say Yes. This film was bad in ways I didn't previously know were possible. I don't think I've ever seen a film commit so thoroughly to stumbling every step of the way. Amazingly, didn't get bingo this time. #BadFilmBingo

Maybe Luigi's lawyer should just say that he "made a finger pulling back gesture that many have likened to firing a gun"

throwback to my brief stint on twitter where I was immediately accused of being a government psy op for saying COVID was real and fighting with anti vaxxers

All the wrong people have high self esteem.

Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over! Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more πŸ˜‚