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2007hondacrf450x.bsky.social
rider of contraptions, seller of parts, queer / 25
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guys what's your video game loot? what would you drop when slain? here's mine

Without downloading any new pics describe your gender

I'm going ti make such a cool sound when I die.

I hope younger generations still listen to DMX. He's not a great rapper and his oeuvre includes some unconscionable homophobia, but he captured the essence of saying "suck my dick" as an insult. It's not the most important cultural achievement, but it's a message that's always meant a lot to me

new plastics n headlight coming in the mail, tires & tubes ready for swap, ordering vinyl numbers too. makeover time baybee

squidward voice mee yow

just got paid time to do CRF450X shit !!!!!!!

supermoto supermoto supermoto supermoto supermoto

when i say "i contain multitudes" this is what i mean

being in a long term relationship is so mint bc i just said some stupid shit like "i'm tryna get my Bulge grabbed" n my femme just stands up, crop dusts me & leaves

3rd day out with a bum ass hamstring i am beginning to get cabin fever

they should invent a cigarette that gets you buzzed

any other adhd havers out there got any tips for putting away money 🙄

I've invented a new kind of cuckoo clock where instead of a cuckoo it fires a gallon of piping hot gravy into your living room 24 times a day

hmm another day another trx450r obliterating my fucking eardrums in service

okay put a finger down if when you were 16 you stayed over at your sisters house & slept in jeans in a sleeping bag & when you woke up you had really severe lower abdominal pain so you went to the ER & they gave u anesthetic & stapled your balls in place & now they just hurt for no reason sometimes

this is what encountering me in the wild is like

something green

it's our anniversary week & i am feral, borderline deranged

it's just like a famous hip hop artist once said: stop, drop, kaboom, baby rub on ya nipples

man i'm so glad to be back on tumblr where i belong

i'm blonde again let's gooooo

anyway back to rideposting

jokes are not supposed to be funny, i thought we covered this

going to rebuild my own motor in a couple months everybody say "you got this" PLEASE

I just found out I have characteristics

Where’s Bane when you need him.

buying new switch games to quell The Dread :-)