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i asked the shady off brand chinese e-cig supplier where i get shady off brand chinese e-cigs if the tariffs would raise their prices and they said “no. we just write metal tube on shipping label” hell yeah dude

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ive got nothing but umineko on the mind lately

submitted 49 days ago • 5 comments

First time seeing the Linkin Park collab Gunpla fully sealed… 🤩💸

submitted 5 days ago • 13 comments

one of the funniest ways I've ever seen a mangaka react to their own english release fgdf 🦅📢 YEEHAW

submitted 6 days ago • 13 comments

Made some Magic: The Gathering cards

submitted 7 days ago • 80 comments

SKEPTIC: Absurd! His name is SOLID SNAKE? Then pray tell, what of LIQUID SNAKE? ACOLYTE: Why, he is the first one's brother, and the misfeasor whose crimes underpin the chronicle of which I was just preparing to speak. SKEPTIC: [Unnerved to have his disdain so thoroughly anticipated and routed.] Oh!

submitted 636 days ago • 6 comments

inside you are five rats. when you have named them all, time's up

submitted 8 days ago • 30 comments

bug

submitted 220 days ago • 34 comments

Travel Tip: before leaving for a vacation or even a long weekend away, remember to pull off a vent cover and pour in a bag or two of House Food

submitted 10 days ago • 6 comments

Favorite genre of DS9 episode has to be "O'Brien's Nightmare"

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you don’t know about. Attack them. Now they’re fighting two battles

submitted 198 days ago • 17 comments

guy at the gym tonight somehow got his neck stuck in a kettlebell handle, face turning purple and eyes bulging out gasping and all that, had to call 911 etc, yet i'm the one getting my membership cancelled. because i broke open some lockers to eat the wet clothes.

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

logging on

submitted 14 days ago • 6 comments

Did you know there was an Evangelion Nintendo 64 game that remakes the entirety of Komm Süsser Todd in the SM64 soundfont? Now you do. Sound on.

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ゴシックな酒吞ちゃ😈

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

probably the biggest warning sign that a great depression is about to happen is when you go to eat some grapes and get a mouthful of wrath instead.

submitted 20 days ago • 4 comments

benihana style circumcision the doctor or mohel slaps the foreskin off with a metal spatula and then flips it into his hat

submitted 164 days ago • 6 comments

Fun Fact: many people think #JarJar Binks originated in Star Wars 1: the Phantom’s Menace. However, he actually first appeared in a dream I had in 1995. Not many people are aware of or believe this.

submitted 24 days ago • 6 comments

my hand hovers over a tub of Sabra at the grocery store, then drifts away. i am immediately executed by a 200 million dollar Boston Dynamics gun platform

submitted 26 days ago • 14 comments

i don’t trust you man. you look like shit. you look. Like you got a lever in your house. opens a door to more house.

submitted 127 days ago • 10 comments

you don't need chatGPT i am perfectly capable of drinking a bottle of water and lying to you

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if I was Calvin and Hobbes's dad i would have gotten rid of him (abandoned on steps of a church) and then kept the tiger as a kind of quiet and respectful garfield

submitted 29 days ago • 4 comments

The pure, childlike wisdom of a cowboy

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絵チャ落書き

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

Referring to American medical insurance as a "Hospital Battle Pass"

submitted 31 days ago • 4 comments

I love this piece because the dude is clearly completely satisfied with his hairline

submitted 32 days ago • 49 comments

james gandolfini has returned as james gandolfini the white

submitted 32 days ago • 7 comments

Why are they all Call of Duty squadmate names

submitted 34 days ago • 4 comments

Hiro Isono

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

the suffering machine www.noncanon.com/comics/2025-...

submitted 35 days ago • 3 comments

visual novel makers really are jacks-of-all-trades. you need decent skills in all three vn fields: writing, art, and playing mahjong

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

I regret to inform you that it is, as ever, Tuesday

submitted 37 days ago • 5 comments

we put our last cat to sleep on Saturday and as i'm reading this i see this poem by a man for his cat centuries ago and i start crying again

submitted 39 days ago • 4 comments

Bowser in the Christian Hell

submitted 41 days ago • 8 comments

Today we celebrate Him

submitted 39 days ago • 23 comments

Straight Up Fucking for 8 Red Coins

submitted 41 days ago • 12 comments

🎵 life is like a hurricane / here in duckburg / flat beaks, quackers, budget cranes / those are duck slurs 🎶

submitted 41 days ago • 6 comments