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i asked the shady off brand chinese e-cig supplier where i get shady off brand chinese e-cigs if the tariffs would raise their prices and they said “no. we just write metal tube on shipping label” hell yeah dude

ive got nothing but umineko on the mind lately

First time seeing the Linkin Park collab Gunpla fully sealed… 🤩💸

one of the funniest ways I've ever seen a mangaka react to their own english release fgdf 🦅📢 YEEHAW

Made some Magic: The Gathering cards

SKEPTIC: Absurd! His name is SOLID SNAKE? Then pray tell, what of LIQUID SNAKE? ACOLYTE: Why, he is the first one's brother, and the misfeasor whose crimes underpin the chronicle of which I was just preparing to speak. SKEPTIC: [Unnerved to have his disdain so thoroughly anticipated and routed.] Oh!

inside you are five rats. when you have named them all, time's up

bug

Travel Tip: before leaving for a vacation or even a long weekend away, remember to pull off a vent cover and pour in a bag or two of House Food

Favorite genre of DS9 episode has to be "O'Brien's Nightmare"

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you don’t know about. Attack them. Now they’re fighting two battles

guy at the gym tonight somehow got his neck stuck in a kettlebell handle, face turning purple and eyes bulging out gasping and all that, had to call 911 etc, yet i'm the one getting my membership cancelled. because i broke open some lockers to eat the wet clothes.

logging on

Did you know there was an Evangelion Nintendo 64 game that remakes the entirety of Komm Süsser Todd in the SM64 soundfont? Now you do. Sound on.

ゴシックな酒吞ちゃ😈

probably the biggest warning sign that a great depression is about to happen is when you go to eat some grapes and get a mouthful of wrath instead.

benihana style circumcision the doctor or mohel slaps the foreskin off with a metal spatula and then flips it into his hat

Fun Fact: many people think #JarJar Binks originated in Star Wars 1: the Phantom’s Menace. However, he actually first appeared in a dream I had in 1995. Not many people are aware of or believe this.

my hand hovers over a tub of Sabra at the grocery store, then drifts away. i am immediately executed by a 200 million dollar Boston Dynamics gun platform

i don’t trust you man. you look like shit. you look. Like you got a lever in your house. opens a door to more house.

you don't need chatGPT i am perfectly capable of drinking a bottle of water and lying to you

if I was Calvin and Hobbes's dad i would have gotten rid of him (abandoned on steps of a church) and then kept the tiger as a kind of quiet and respectful garfield

The pure, childlike wisdom of a cowboy

絵チャ落書き

Referring to American medical insurance as a "Hospital Battle Pass"

I love this piece because the dude is clearly completely satisfied with his hairline

james gandolfini has returned as james gandolfini the white

Why are they all Call of Duty squadmate names

Hiro Isono

the suffering machine www.noncanon.com/comics/2025-...

visual novel makers really are jacks-of-all-trades. you need decent skills in all three vn fields: writing, art, and playing mahjong

I regret to inform you that it is, as ever, Tuesday

we put our last cat to sleep on Saturday and as i'm reading this i see this poem by a man for his cat centuries ago and i start crying again

Bowser in the Christian Hell

Today we celebrate Him

Straight Up Fucking for 8 Red Coins

🎵 life is like a hurricane / here in duckburg / flat beaks, quackers, budget cranes / those are duck slurs 🎶