218pounds.bsky.social - Profile | ThreadSky | a Reddit-style client for Bluesky

218pounds.bsky.social

May as well like your day old tweets here as anywhere. Immigrant. Law, bars & restaurants. Country bumpkin. Covered in dog hair. Not bad thanks. Trying and failing to retire early.

455 posts 310 followers 275 following

Posts 28 Comments 21

So far it’s impossible to comment on Trump’s Address to Congress because it’s like a toddler given a microphone to repeat stuff they’ve half-heard their parents saying.

submitted 1 hour ago • 21 comments

M had a friend round and they wanted duck fat roasts 'you know like you English people alway eat'

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

Holy shit, the sitting vice president just quote tweeted @helldude.bsky.social on Twitter and thought his real name was "Jeff Computers."

submitted 7 hours ago • 252 comments

"I was talking about a country that goes to another school. You don't know them" - JD Vance, slagging off the UK x

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

Fucking State of the Union more like.

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

This. As I set out in a post, Trump is not a 'transactional' politician, but an anti-transactional politician. Those pundits that trot out that he is 'transactional' don't get his approach to supposed deals. His MO is breaking deals not making them. My post: emptycity.substack.com/p/why-donald...

submitted 21 hours ago • 28 comments

In my garden news, the great tits are being right cunts to the much smaller long tailed tits. The long tailed tits really should apologise and say thankyou.

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

Duolingo keeping it light.

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

Amazon. de is trying to get me to buy shit loads of Cadbury's mini eggs. Never tasted them, but I know they'd be my downfall.

submitted 18 hours ago • 2 comments

The smart positions are cash, weapons, and companies that make anxiety meds.

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

Having a mental health month. Will be a lot of days like this.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

If Trump dies in office we know Time Travel's real.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Bah ha ha ha….!!! 🤣🤣🤣 Who did this? 👇🏼

submitted 3 days ago • 19 comments

JD VANCE wanks on all fours. Pass it on.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

rfk jr. coughing up a whole flattened armadillo with tire tread marks on it and suddenly talking normal

submitted 3 days ago • 10 comments

The world's gone to shite, but look at this light.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Some Americans are nice.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

The President who wouldn't run when he knew a Russian wet team was trying to kill him and his family failed to show enough respect to the President who used campaign funds to pay off the porn actress with whom he was cheating on his wife.

submitted 4 days ago • 8 comments

trump: no suit, Zelensky? disrespectful. disrespectful to the oval office. disrespectful to the american peopleee musk [enters wearing jorts]: I’m late because my dick implant was leaking

submitted 4 days ago • 13 comments

I can’t fault Vance’s mum for preferring drugs to him tbh

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

Maybe Trump got grumpy with Zelensky because his bone spurs were playing up.

submitted 4 days ago • 9 comments

The US rushing to import all the nonces before the tariffs kick in.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

How are everyone's office dogs today? Mine's knackered.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Friend just cancelled lunch because she forgot a botox appointment. She says she's sorry but doesn't look it.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone has 48 hours to tell me exactly how much they think Elon Musk is a massive arse.

submitted 8 days ago • 357 comments

Almost certainly the best thing I was ever told about owls was when I met an owl handler at an owl sanctuary and he told me that the wild owls who lived near the sanctuary worried about the tame show owls there and sometimes stopped by to leave them shrews and mice as presents.

So far it’s impossible to comment on Trump’s Address to Congress because it’s like a toddler given a microphone to repeat stuff they’ve half-heard their parents saying.

M had a friend round and they wanted duck fat roasts 'you know like you English people alway eat'

Holy shit, the sitting vice president just quote tweeted @helldude.bsky.social on Twitter and thought his real name was "Jeff Computers."

"I was talking about a country that goes to another school. You don't know them" - JD Vance, slagging off the UK x

Fucking State of the Union more like.

This. As I set out in a post, Trump is not a 'transactional' politician, but an anti-transactional politician. Those pundits that trot out that he is 'transactional' don't get his approach to supposed deals. His MO is breaking deals not making them. My post: emptycity.substack.com/p/why-donald...

In my garden news, the great tits are being right cunts to the much smaller long tailed tits. The long tailed tits really should apologise and say thankyou.

Duolingo keeping it light.

Amazon. de is trying to get me to buy shit loads of Cadbury's mini eggs. Never tasted them, but I know they'd be my downfall.

The smart positions are cash, weapons, and companies that make anxiety meds.

Having a mental health month. Will be a lot of days like this.

If Trump dies in office we know Time Travel's real.

Bah ha ha ha….!!! 🤣🤣🤣 Who did this? 👇🏼

JD VANCE wanks on all fours. Pass it on.

rfk jr. coughing up a whole flattened armadillo with tire tread marks on it and suddenly talking normal

The world's gone to shite, but look at this light.

Some Americans are nice.

The President who wouldn't run when he knew a Russian wet team was trying to kill him and his family failed to show enough respect to the President who used campaign funds to pay off the porn actress with whom he was cheating on his wife.

trump: no suit, Zelensky? disrespectful. disrespectful to the oval office. disrespectful to the american peopleee musk [enters wearing jorts]: I’m late because my dick implant was leaking

I can’t fault Vance’s mum for preferring drugs to him tbh

Maybe Trump got grumpy with Zelensky because his bone spurs were playing up.

The US rushing to import all the nonces before the tariffs kick in.

How are everyone's office dogs today? Mine's knackered.

Friend just cancelled lunch because she forgot a botox appointment. She says she's sorry but doesn't look it.

Everyone has 48 hours to tell me exactly how much they think Elon Musk is a massive arse.

Almost certainly the best thing I was ever told about owls was when I met an owl handler at an owl sanctuary and he told me that the wild owls who lived near the sanctuary worried about the tame show owls there and sometimes stopped by to leave them shrews and mice as presents.

Hello catholics, if you make Mark Wahlberg Pope he'll stop making movies.

DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.