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Chairperson Emeritus at the Truth Or Consequences Institute For Corrective Phrenological Studies. he/him
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if God is real, making "inability to recognize poor performance" a personality trait that perfectly overlaps with "performs poorly in professional settings" goes near the top of the list of Mean Jokes On Humans

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real "my mouths not full of blood, it's victory wine" hours here lmao

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New Pornographer Also Old Pornographer

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I hope this email finds you I hope you find it inconvenient to escape this email I hope despite your scrabbling, clawing fingers on tile, stone-scoured nails to the quick, this email finds you I hope the papers, painstakingly forged & expensive, are found wanting, and this email finds you

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welcome to the resistance

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they're so weak! this is the flashy little vulnerable fucking attack zone they all have: they're so insulated from anyone outside their incestuous nightmare circle of freak perverts they couldnt possibly imagine it could be hard for them to win, they can and must be flushed like the turds they are

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I contrast still consuming HP stuff as it releases, which only strengthens and enriches JKR and her cultural influence, to, say, you still love the Smiths and play their albums (e.g., nobody says a bad word about Johnny Marr afaik), but don't send an ear or dollar Morrissey's way

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love beating the "Peter Singer sucks shit and people should yell it" drum at every opportunity

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average bystander in an I Think You Should Leave sketch

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in my day hammerspace was a fan explanation for where akane got the weapons she produced from nothingness to hit ranma on the head when he was being a dumbass. these fucking nerds must be stopped

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it's wild to me the things people say they use it for! i had a guy tell me he was using it for DIRECTIONS because it was "pretty close"my brother what the FUCK

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