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once again I must tap my own sign

submitted 22 days ago • 236 comments

"Remember how successful playing Jamie Smith out of position in the Champions' Trophy was? Well, how about we play him more out of position."

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My phone just reminded me of the time I stuck some cotton wool to an orange just to see if it would look like Tom Jones.

submitted 46 days ago • 4 comments

My aroace ass trying to flirt:

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

A trans woman wrote to Wetherspoons to ask which toilets they're meant to use. Wetherspoons replied acknowledging the Supreme Court's verdict...and that trans customers can use whichever loos they want to but to please lock the cubicle door. Labour now being outflanked on the left by Wetherspoons.

submitted 62 days ago • 9 comments

Ambassador Spock modeling the proper “fuck you, make me” response to intimidation tactics. Our current-day institutions could learn a lot from him.

submitted 78 days ago • 373 comments

I'll take any excuse to post the Pokemons dancing to Orinoco Flow again.

submitted 85 days ago • 21 comments

Elon musk as a phenomenon is wild because there have been many con artists who claimed to be able to do things that could not be done but this is a guy whose whole fortune has been built off failing to do things that absolutely can be done & being rewarded for it, the poster child of anti merit

submitted 102 days ago • 11 comments

oh no, cricinfo

submitted 114 days ago • 10 comments

Been thinking about this speech a lot lately. One for all those happy to burn the rule of law because it's their side doing it this time. youtu.be/PDBiLT3LASk?...

submitted 132 days ago • 58 comments

ok but like, how are we getting any work done. i'm trying to tippy tap away at my silly little keyboard but every fifteen minutes or so the new stupidest thing anyone's ever done happens.

submitted 133 days ago • 91 comments

Horrific as this idea is, I’m also sort of curious to see what a farm run entirely by untreated and unmedicated ADHD people would look like.

submitted 132 days ago • 4 comments

this, but framed positively.

submitted 136 days ago • 1 comment

I wrote this bit that is entirely unrelated to current things

submitted 137 days ago • 155 comments

It’s not often that I claim to speak on behalf of the dinosaurs that I illustrate. But just this once, on behalf of dinosaurs everywhere , Fck you William Sitwell, and fck you The Telegraph.

submitted 138 days ago • 49 comments

In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊

submitted 140 days ago • 361 comments

If you see this, quote with a game you've replayed multiple times

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

This may be controversial, but honestly I think the real racists are the people saying racist stuff.

submitted 140 days ago • 9 comments

So, apparently Musk isn't a Nazi because he agrees with them, he's a Nazi because he knows they're evil and thinks that's funny.

submitted 154 days ago • 0 comments

Good for ChatGPT; nobody cross the picket line

submitted 155 days ago • 0 comments

For the avoidance of any doubt: If you are at an event, and the person on the stage is doing Nazi salutes, and that person is not forcibly ejected, then that event is a Nazi rally and should be described as such.

submitted 157 days ago • 0 comments

I know it's not a new observation, but the depth of quality in this Australia line-up is utter nonsense 🏏

submitted 162 days ago • 0 comments

Televangelists when asked if buying a 4th helicopter counts as walking humbly with their God:

submitted 166 days ago • 1 comment

The UK's usual response to cartoonishly 2-dimensional evil Billionaires trying to interfere with their interests is to buy James Bond a new Bentley, have we tried that yet?

submitted 174 days ago • 0 comments