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2ems.bsky.social
Dog spoiler, coffee drinker, wanna be photographer, music lover
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I'm nearly 50, I have a bad hip, bad knees, and a recently repaired deviated septum. with that being said, I will fist fight ICE for people I've never and will never meet.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Never seen police work harder than when there is someone heading out to a Free Palestine rally or if somebody leaves Texas to get an abortion. I don't know any hactivists but maybe one will see this and dedicate a few minutes to ruining that cops life or whatever?

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

284543-deep-blue-ocean

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

When I am inevitably, and not surprisingly, unanimously elected to a seat in the House, I'm conflicted on what my first order of business will be. A.) try to restore honor and integrity and mayne reintroduce honesty to the body. B.) BEAT THE EVER LOVING SHIT OUT OF MIKE JOHNSON live on cspan.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

So do you think the hunger games started out with killing each other for the enjoyment of the ultra wealthy or do you think it started with fun games for citizenship?

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

If what I remember and understand of the Bible, hell is not the burning sulfur pit of torture and despair but the absence of Gods presence.... Wait a second!!!

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

How do I, a non-racist, get 20K in gofundme Cash for a new roof without calling a child a disgusting slur?

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

She sits so dumb, just ate peanut butter and needs haircut but man oh man do I love this little monkey dog!

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

I picked up a copy of Chuck Schumer's book but it was too hard to hold. it had no spine

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

At this point when I say im"I want them to do something" what I secretly means is "wrap your bare hands around his turkey neck and squeeze"

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

I don't know the law very well. Can someone who is let me know if a person said they wanted to "punch speaker of the house Johnson square in the nose" are there any legal repercussions said person could face?

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

If you told me three years ago there would be a new contender for Biggest Piece of Shit Mayor of NYC against Rudy, I would slap your lying mouth... I would owe you an apology

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

In case it wasn't clear what he meant, "you've not thanked us" translates to "You haven't sucked my sucked my dick directly and youve not let me pilfer your country's resources. Oh and Putin owns me."

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Can anyone that knows anything at all about plants help me out?! I've had this plant for 6 years and it's never made this thing before. Now it's making 3 of them. Is it aliens? Should I call a priest?

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

Watching My Cousin Vinny, Mona Lisa Vito calling Vincent LaGuardia Gambini a "Dick Head" is still the sickest dis ever recorded on film and I'm not sure my man has ever recovered

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Three of the SCJ' have the most punchable faces. I'm not going to tell you which ones, but I bet you already know.

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments