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Mr. Musk and the Old Jar were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.

go to college. stan bureaucrats. read papers. look at the moon. find the source of a river. drink tea while looking out the window. stretch. doodle. go for a walk. believe in yourself. take your life reasonably seriously.

8th grader: Mr. Novak, can you put on Lonely by Akon? Me: :Ohhhhh absolutely

Honestly being an elementary gym teacher is such a confidence boost, because simple tasks are very impressive to kids. I got a standing ovation from 2nd grade for making a free throw today

We should just not do taxes this year

This is the most Saturday feeling Friday in a while

4th graders are once again trying to buy me off with Pokémon cards. There has to be a network where they share this info, cuz this is the second school this has happened at. And that other one was back in Boston

THEY’RE CLIMBING THE POLES IN TOKYO GO BIRDS🦅🦅🦅

Having the entire #SuperBowl stadium crowd chanting along “A MINORRRRR” on live tv. It’s never been more over for someone. Holy shit

"The revolution about to be televised you picked the right time but the wrong guy" KENDRICK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 #superbowl

The thin Hawaiian print line represents the thin line Trader Joe’s Workers walk everyday between life and death while creating order from chaos. Remember them this #SuperBowl Sunday 😔

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

God bless the youths for bringing Fetty Wap back

drinking an ice cold beer

Ayanna Pressley: "Elon Musk is a Nazi nepo baby."

Shout out all my students who participated in “Day Without Immigrants” All my students who showed up will be getting failing grades

Anti-ICE protesters are blocking both sides of the 101 Freeway near the Alameda Street exit in DTLA. The CHP has since closed that portion of the freeway.

All non gas powered wheels welcomed on Chicago CriticalMass rides. #Chicago

It's worth remembering a major reason we don't have regional or nationwide (high-speed) rail is lobbying efforts by the airlines and automobile industries.

“Mr Novak, he keeps hitting the ball at me” “Yes, you’re the goalie” Copy/paste all week. I love our hockey unit but I can’t wait to be done with this conversation

Ok so far Grant seems like a mid #TheBachelor but these women seem awesome. More excited for this season than I thought

Ok let’s put this thing to the test. How do I find the other depraved #TheBachelor fans on this app? Need the discourse

“not working for ICE is privilege” “not stocking AI authored books is ableism” do you guys hear yourselves how did you get this way. you should fix it.

Monkeys doing things people do is peak comedy

이렇게 수정된 짤 발견! 누가 만들었나 🤣

More imperative than ever: don’t cross picket lines

If you're discriminated against or arrested for being trans in Illinois, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at [email protected].

I’d like to shake Dr. Peppers hand