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A jumped up pantry boy Who always knew his plaice
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If it takes 5 minutes to decide, it should automatically be a goal.

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

VAR is ruining football

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

If I were a Man City defender I would simply kick the ball away from my goal.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

This Faroese lad isn’t the first Tory geezer to wear #GTFC clobber.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Rubbish team selection, rubbish performance, rubbish pitch. #GTFC

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Grimsby Town are going to win today. You heard it here first.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Delighted to see Harry Clifton scoring the winning penalty in his FA Cup match earlier. The kick that put Hull out too!

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

🎵 the Moyes are back in town 🎵

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Artell issues instructions to the #GTFC striker on what to do if the referee asks for his name during the match.

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Happy new year, folks. I hope 2025 is good to you.

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Weird guest line-up on Taskmaster. Not feeling it at all.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

A lovely afternoon in Cleethorpes watching #GTFC win again. Might put my feet up and watch The Talented Mr Ripley to celebrate.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Presumably Boney M’s songwriter was on a tight deadline and simply couldn’t remember the word ‘son’.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

You have to admire Spurs’ absolute commitment to reckless schoolboy defending.

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

I’ve got nothing against Swindon Town btw, I actually quite like the club and feel sorry for the fans having to put up with such dreadful owners and manager. I hope we absolutely smash them today though. #GTFC

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment

COME ON TOWN, INTO THESE! #GTFC

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

😍😍😍 #GTFC

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Knowing that East 17’s Stay Another Day was written after Tony Mortimer’s brother took his own life gives the song a whole new depth and meaning. Mortimer is a grossly underrated songwriter IMO.

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

I’m happy that Jamie Fox is healthy and recovering well, but that Netflix special is one of the weirdest things I’ve ever seen.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Arsenal are excellent at set pieces, and the delivery from Saka and Rice is consistently first class. What I can’t understand is why every other club isn’t equally good at set pieces. Why can’t every pro footballer hit a dead ball with some degree of accuracy?

submitted 86 days ago • 2 comments

TO THE DOCKS!

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

I have 3 spare tickets for the Nirvana tribute at Docks Academy in Grimsby tonight. Face value £17 each.

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Let’s get ready (ready), Let’s get ready (ready), Let’s get ready for CRUMBLE.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Why has nobody ever introduced Teddy Swims to Barry Can’t Swim?

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Looks like this Swindon team need to get more exorcise.

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 99 days ago • 1 comment

My name is Jon and I’m a jalapeño houmous addict.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Adrian Chiles seems like a thoroughly decent bloke. I’d be very happy to spend time in his company, which is more than I can say about the vast majority of people laying into him on social media.

submitted 99 days ago • 2 comments

In sole charge of the remote control for once, so it’s an evening sampling the high art of messrs Simpson & Bruckheimer.

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Lovely bowling by Derbyshire today. Kept a tight line then tempted the batsman into a big swing and clean bowled him.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

We now go live to Jon with the weather.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Fair play to UEFA. Calling it the Nations League has made people more interested in meaningless friendlies.

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

I should probably be more bothered than I am that I don’t recognise various England players these days.

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Great goal, but I’m not sure who scored it? bsky.app/profile/90sf...

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments