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Going to buy oomf a diary so he starts writing his thoughts there instead of on here.

You’re telling me that an NFL team named the Packers is trying to ban a play called the Tush Push?

Maybe this means they’ll finally make Meganium good! I’m still picking Totodile

I think production only cast the most delusional and mean queens because Rupaul wants that fucking Emmy back.

Love when a hot guy has a bad tattoo it’s like “hey, I have another bad idea you could do”

I appreciate everyone’s messages of support, I’m trying to get through all my mentions but as you can imagine, it’s been a bit of a busy day :) Remember - peaceful civil disobedience, and no kings, no tyrants. Not ever.

Part of me thinks maybe I should venture out and make different types of bagels, but everything is the best bagel, eggs are too expensive to make an egg bagel, and I refuse to make sweet bagels.

And if you’re going to call me a bitch, make sure to add PMP after it! Anyway, I passed my PMP test and I’m now certified.

What if I said I think they should have both gone home.

Women and short kings are the only ones who bring it to the Super Bowl Halftime show

A lot of the safe girls should be thankful that Rupaul decided it was time for Hormona to go

The hottest thing a man can say.

Going to the gym 2x as much as I did a back in September. Who knew stress was such a strong motivator

The NFL and JP Morgan being two of the biggest organizations that have reaffirmed their DEI policies is exactly what all of us expected, I’m sure.

Onya, Suzie, and Sam have emerged as my top 3 girlies? I cannot believe Trinity’s daughter is one of my faves.

All my haters said it couldn’t be done.

If you're in Illinois, you're on Section 8, and your landlord tries to evict you because of the government funding freeze, email me at [email protected]. My cases are pay-whatever-you-can.

Me: my stand mixer came in, so I’m making another batch of bagels My roommate: I predict this hobby is going to last longer than your DJing attempts but be shorter than Lego Anyway, here is attempt number 2.

Not lost on me that I’ve been single ever since everyone figured out what “gaslighting” was.

Oh no, people have already begun making bad jokes about federal employees losing their jobs because of this administration.

I wish more gays followed the NFL because the drama of Coen turning down the Jags, signing with Tampa, and changing his mind after the Jags fired Baalke to sign with the Jags is simply too much. Throw in the rumors that he ignored Tampa’s calls while in Jacksonville and it’s hilarious

Why is every big brother traitor so bad?

Coming out as someone who likes playing Tank in hero shooters. We exist, and we are valid.

Say what you want about Lin Manuel Miranda, but I know if he had written a song for Moana 2, he would be a lock for the award this year.

I keep seeing people complain about gays that are still on twitter…but how do you all know? Hmm how do you know who is on twitter?

Seeing photos of the snow in the south and I’m just now understanding all these videos of people running their water so their pipes won’t freeze and posting that it’s 10 degrees outside.

How I’ve been feeling as of late:

Anyone else randomly burst into the “I am your mother” monologue when their cat meows at them a little too aggressively in the morning, or is that just me?

Honestly all of the traitors (besides Carolyn) piss me off so much. All of their murders have been so weird!

Having your New Year’s resolution be “go to the gym more” feels like such a Herculean task when you have to deal with building that habit during the coldest months of the year.

Downloading red note to replace TikTok is just so…our country is so cooked.

There is this trend on TikTok where people ask dumb questions instead of just googling it and I finally asked someone why they do it and they had the most depressing response ever: “I dunno, human interaction?”

I had a lot of fun watching the Vikings implode!